KRS 1 abducts u & forces u to defend erry Coli post u ever made.

[Orbital-Fetus]

You wake up tied to a chair in a musty Brooklyn basement.
You can hear people in another room discussing the 5 pillars of hip hop.
The door bursts open and KRS backspins his way into the room towards you.
Hi pops into a knee spin, promptly finishing in a B-Boy stance.
"Let me tell you why you are here" he says.
"We are going to go over every single post on the Coli you have ever made, depending on how I feel when it's all over will settle your fate."

How you gonna make out in this situation?

 

[TEH]

I’d lyrically defeat him and send him home crying

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

obligatory

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I’d lyrically defeat him and send him home crying

u gonna spit hot fire at him?

 

[Corny Batman]

Dee dee dee dah
dee dee dee dee dee dah dee day
remind him his friend Afrika Bambaataa is a pedo gay

Afrika Bambaataa - Wikipedia

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

First of all, how did I get to Brooklyn from Harlem? This must be a mistake.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Dee dee dee dah
dee dee dee dah dee day
remind him his friend Afrika Bamaataa is a pedo gay

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

Tell em' he lost a battle to Nelly then

 

[TEH]

u gonna spit hot fire at him?

Id have the blast master like

 

[Taadow]

I will be spared, because all my chit is Poetry.

Edit - I will also mention that Sleeping Bag Records is down wit’ us.

 

[Devilinurear]

It is all good until he sees my JBO posts. Then

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

I'll do it........ right after he proves 'unrational' is an actual word.

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[ExodusNirvana]

You wake up tied to a chair in a musty Brooklyn basement.
You can hear people in another room discussing the 5 pillars of hip hop.
The door bursts open and KRS backspins his way into the room towards you.
Hi pops into a knee spin, promptly finishing in a B-Boy stance.
"Let me tell you why you are here" he says.
"We are going to go over every single post on the Coli you have ever made, depending on how I feel when it's all over will settle your fate."

How you gonna make out in this situation?

Challenge him to a Trial by Combat and select Nelly as my Champion

 

[get these nets]

You wake up tied to a chair in a musty Brooklyn basement.
You can hear people in another room discussing the 5 pillars of hip hop.
The door bursts open and KRS backspins his way into the room towards you.
Hi pops into a knee spin, promptly finishing in a B-Boy stance.
"Let me tell you why you are here" he says.
"We are going to go over every single post on the Coli you have ever made, depending on how I feel when it's all over will settle your fate."

How you gonna make out in this situation?

I will laugh in his face.
I'm the biggest KRS fan, and he contradicted himself so many times that I lost count. I gave up defending or copping pleas for his public stances years ago.


I'd ask him to defend the "13 and Good" song, then ask him about Stop the Violence vs bumrushing PM Dawn.

He'd release me within 15 minutes.

 

[Mastamimd]

It's KRS Two we'd have to worry about