Ladies: did we ever have an August Alsina appreciation thread yet?

[Sad Bunny]

His accent is funny as fukk

I'm about to give his album a listen now

Anybody else fukk with Auggy?




@Marty Kaan @Token

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

I love him

 

[Ooh Marty]

I became a huge fan after I heard about him rupturing a bytch's cervix

 

[Sad Bunny]

I became a huge fan after I heard about him rupturing a uterus

Details

 

[Regine Hunter]

 

[CakeEater]

I became a huge fan after I heard about him rupturing a bytch's cervix

 

[Ooh Marty]

Details

I meant cervix but heres the story

I admit I was the aggressor at first. We kissed hard and I practically ripped his clothes off literally.

He got into it and let me play rough with him. But when I took off his underwear LAWD JESUS I didn’t know d*kcs like that existed.

No lie MTO that thing has to be a foot long and thick. It looks like a bottle of Febreeze.


When I saw his thing I was like whoa, you’re going to have to go slow with that.

He did at first. It hurt at first. Then I started loving it. After a while he started going in real deep, he pumping me and putting all his weight behind it. It felt good until I felt a pop. Somehow his big d*ck hit something he shouldn’t.

I felt so much pain my legs started shaking.

I swear it must have happened to him before because he immediately stopped and started asking if I was OK. I told him I was, but I wasn’t because blood was dripping out of me and I couldn’t walk.

He had his security team drive me to the hospital and I was there for 4 days with a ruptured cervix. Doctors say that I lost so much blood that I could have died.

Now I’m considering suing August for my pain and suffering. He’s been cool about everything but I think I should be compensated for being injured like that. He should be more careful with that thing in his pants.

- See more at: http://madamenoire.com/451004/group...-it-ruptured-her-cervix/#sthash.LzZpsaan.dpuf

 

[BatWoman]

He's too skinny. He also seems like a total a$$hole.

 

[Smoke]

He's too skinny.

 

[Captain Crunch]

I came in here thinking this was a girl

 

[director_of_bands]

August music is for straight people breh

 

[Ashley Banks]

I meant cervix but heres the story


- See more at: http://madamenoire.com/451004/group...-it-ruptured-her-cervix/#sthash.LzZpsaan.dpuf

omg

 

[Tae]

I meant cervix but heres the story


- See more at: http://madamenoire.com/451004/group...-it-ruptured-her-cervix/#sthash.LzZpsaan.dpuf

 

[Ooh Marty]

omg

 

[Ashley Banks]

but He looks really young


*googles*

he's the same age as me.