Ladies if you had to choose between dating a short guy or a tall pedophile or murderer

[FreedS[ohh]lave]

Which would you choose?

Because according to this article it would still be a tough choice


http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=123853&page=2

 

[Orange cream shake]

tall murderer

 

[LA Fisher]

in

 

[The5thLetter]

Is the murderer actively still killing...?
Lol j/k, gimme the shorty

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

A tall murderer would be a phenomenal choice if you were 100% sure he was loyal to you and wouldn't hurt you. He would conquer enemy countries for you and shyt.

On another note, we guys are shytty for not wanting fatties in our lives? A trait that you can change?