Ladies, Tell Us Some Stories of the Most Simpest Things Men Have Done In Your Name

[The Devil's Advocate]

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what you want me to start upload videos of me talking to women


just try it yourself... you basically can come at a woman with sweet talk (hey beautiful you look gorgeous tonight).... or straight forward talk (hey girl you looking good, i'm trying to get with you)..... or go for the outlandish...

and i can't even think of any off the top.. i'm not talking about "hey bytch you sexy fukk" nah that's just rude and stupid

but where you might want to say something about her body... or even tease her a little in a joke... the simp will speak to you like "no nikka don't do that, you got to respect her mind"

but sometimes i just got to say it anyway.. but with a little smirk so she knows i'm playing


women aren't really that fukking uptight.. and they don't always wanna hear all the soft shyt that they know you laying on thick.... sometimes they just want you to be real as you always are and talk how you normally talk..

girls don't like bad boys... as in federal jail nikkas... they just want a little edge and excitement and not the normal shyt

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

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matter fact he's an example

this girl was coming down to KD with some friends and was gonna get a hotel

so i'm like "nah you should just come stay at my house"

she's like "well i got my friends too and some are guys"



so now i got two options

nice guy - oh sure, bring them along, i'll get some extra blankets and i got space boo boo

a$$hole - fukk them nikkas, they better stop and get a tent or some shyt, it's me and you and whatever girls you wanna bring




well i was like fukk it... let me be an a$$hole... said those exact words, plus the smirk emoji to let her know i was halfway playing... but only halfway


needless to say, she still showed up that night... minus any male friends


just say what you wanna say... or i'd have ended up with a sausage fest and some cock blocking going on, just to be "sweet"

 

[onelastdeath]

Recieptz

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-official-players-tutorial-thread-pimpception.238473/

Pickup that I used on a girl is in the thread is right after step #3

Edit: I took it out for you

Step #3: Building Your Roster

This part is easy, and people make it more complicated than it really is. Get in the habit of talking to girls. You're not always going to strike gold, but you will hit something eventually. Whether you're at a Target, Pizza Shop, Starbucks, Urban Outfitters, or wherever, just initiate conversation. Success is when opportunity meets preparation. So Prepare. Understand the things you are going to say. Practice it if you don't have Supreme game, that;sOKAY! Just practice, be confident and understand the worst that you could get is a "no". Nothing more. Everything less. You will not DIE. I promise. Just be cool. And don't get discouraged or take it personal, because every girl that says no just sees you as a stranger. They aren't saying no to (insert your name here). They are saying NO to some random guy in a Pizza shop. Don't let it hit your ego.Forget and move on. Get in the habit of being well dressed. Well dressed doesn't always mean expensive. Be aware of your surroundings, and things that might be conversation starters. I've literally been on the train and asked girls "Are You Okay", and had that lead to a conversation about nothing.

"RM" on the map. She lives in Long Island City, In Queens. I met her in at the end of May at FlightClub in NYC. Which is a sneaker store in the city. She was looking on the Wall for a pair of kicks, and I swear to God, all I said was "Those would look alright on you, but these would look better". And grabbed a pair to show her. (RANDOM PAIR OF SNEAKERS) She said "You think so", I said "Yeah Definitely, I think those would look great you". To which she replied "They might not have my size". I said "Let me find out" I called the guy over and said "Yo my man you guys got this in my girls size" He looked at her and said "What's your size" and she started laughing and blushing. She told him her size, and then she looked at me and said "You live around here?" and that was it. We ended up walking to 14th street and getting coffee and talking.

Just confidence. There is no secret to game. That's a myth. Just confidence and willing women.

 

[Spy]

I was an OG simp though back in the day. I can;t lie. nikkas don't even wanna know the shyt I've done

Things That I've Honestly Done Before I Became A Player

Wrote a girl on poem on the spot, because i wanted to see her "smile"
Cried when a girl broke up with me in my room for 2 days.
Had a girl tell me she cheated on me, and then proceeded to CALL HER BACK, all night
Walked 3 miles to a girls house because I didnt have bus fare (not for p*ssy either)
Spent my school clothes shopping my money on a pendant for a girl
Attended a girls birthday party because "Even though we're not together anymore I want you there", and had to meet her new boyfriend face to face (we weren't together for a week)
Left girls crying voicemails "How you gonna do that thats so fukked up. Wow Im done with you. ***Calls back 5 minutes later for another voicemail**
Went out of my way on Valentine's day buying chocolates and Roses, only to find out that she was fukking my cousin
Sat down in a park waiting for a girl for 3 hours, in the rain. Only to have her call me and tell me " she couldn't make it", I replied " Oh its okay dont worry about it" She hung up with "okay bye" And I walked home.
Spent my last 40 dollars on a dinner and a movie, and put out my heart to a girl, to which she replied, "I dont see you that way, but thanks for the food"
"Wrote a girl a girl a list of "100 things i love about you" and sent it to her email.

All of this actually happened by the way. I used to be a different person back in the day
I hate that its true. But it is. nikkas who've known be a long time know how much I've changed, and the ones who haven't known me that long, never believe I was actually like that.

I was a very awkward young nikka. And girls used to take advantage of me. I guess they thought they were doing me a favor.

But then the tables turned. I got better looking, more well rounded, colder, realer, smarter, and I never looked back It takes a lot of me to take them serious these days. It's gonna take a special one to make me slow down too.

This dude just confessed his lifetime sins in one post

You're forgiven son, God still loves ya

 

[onelastdeath]

This dude just confessed his lifetime sins in one post

You're forgiven son, God still loves ya

Im a G now though, I get more bytches now than i can count. That's why I have no shame in admitting my old shyt

 

[Michael's Black Son]

This dude just confessed his lifetime sins in one post

You're forgiven son, God still loves ya

That shyt he posted was cringeworthy. At some point the barometer gotta go off in a motherfukkas head and tell him to chill

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

But I thought women liked nice guys. My ass...

 

[BocaRear]

Simpin ain't easy brehs

 

[Majestic Pape]

I was an OG simp though back in the day. I can;t lie. nikkas don't even wanna know the shyt I've done

Things That I've Honestly Done Before I Became A Player

Wrote a girl on poem on the spot, because i wanted to see her "smile"
Cried when a girl broke up with me in my room for 2 days.
Had a girl tell me she cheated on me, and then proceeded to CALL HER BACK, all night
Walked 3 miles to a girls house because I didnt have bus fare (not for p*ssy either)
Spent my school clothes shopping my money on a pendant for a girl
Attended a girls birthday party because "Even though we're not together anymore I want you there", and had to meet her new boyfriend face to face (we weren't together for a week)
Left girls crying voicemails "How you gonna do that thats so fukked up. Wow Im done with you. ***Calls back 5 minutes later for another voicemail**
Went out of my way on Valentine's day buying chocolates and Roses, only to find out that she was fukking my cousin
Sat down in a park waiting for a girl for 3 hours, in the rain. Only to have her call me and tell me " she couldn't make it", I replied " Oh its okay dont worry about it" She hung up with "okay bye" And I walked home.
Spent my last 40 dollars on a dinner and a movie, and put out my heart to a girl, to which she replied, "I dont see you that way, but thanks for the food"
"Wrote a girl a girl a list of "100 things i love about you" and sent it to her email.

All of this actually happened by the way. I used to be a different person back in the day
I hate that its true. But it is. nikkas who've known be a long time know how much I've changed, and the ones who haven't known me that long, never believe I was actually like that.

I was a very awkward young nikka. And girls used to take advantage of me. I guess they thought they were doing me a favor.

But then the tables turned. I got better looking, more well rounded, colder, realer, smarter, and I never looked back It takes a lot of me to take them serious these days. It's gonna take a special one to make me slow down too.

How old were you when doing all of this simping and how old were you when you changed? And what was the straw that broke Jay-Z's the camel's back?

 

[onelastdeath]

How old were you when doing all of this simping and how old were you when you changed? And what was the straw that broke Jay-Z's the camel's back?

Real young. 13-14.

Found out a girl I "loved" was fukking all around BK, using different aliases not to get caught literally thotting under different names.

Found out because she fukked my cousin. And I never looked back. So around 15, I changed it up. And that's when I started getting more girls, By the time I was 17, I was in full G mode. And now, I'm the best I've ever been across the board.

 

[Majestic Pape]

Real young. 13-14.

Found out a girl I "loved" was fukking all around BK, using different aliases not to get caught literally thotting under different names.

Found out because she fukked my cousin. And I never looked back. So around 15, I changed it up. And that's when I started getting more girls, By the time I was 17, I was in full G mode. And now, I'm the best I've ever been across the board.

Oh, wow, that shyt don't even count then. I don't think anybody should be disappointed/ashamed with themselves for being a simp when they're in their early teen stages (basically just getting seriously into girls in the first place). I figured you were talking like you did that simp shyt in college and turned it around when you were 26 or something.

 

[onelastdeath]

Oh, wow, that shyt don't even count then. I don't think anybody should be disappointed/ashamed with themselves for being a simp when they're in their early teen stages (basically just getting seriously into girls in the first place). I figured you were talking like you did that simp shyt in college and turned it around when you were 26 or something.

Hell no, nikkas simp at 26

That was all young teenage shyt. I'm a grown ass man. Ain't no time for that lame simp shyt.

I was a young fat nikka when I was on that shyt.

 

[Box Cutta]

I was an OG simp though back in the day. I can;t lie. nikkas don't even wanna know the shyt I've done

Things That I've Honestly Done Before I Became A Player

Wrote a girl on poem on the spot, because i wanted to see her "smile"
Cried when a girl broke up with me in my room for 2 days.
Had a girl tell me she cheated on me, and then proceeded to CALL HER BACK, all night
Walked 3 miles to a girls house because I didnt have bus fare (not for p*ssy either)
Spent my school clothes shopping my money on a pendant for a girl
Attended a girls birthday party because "Even though we're not together anymore I want you there", and had to meet her new boyfriend face to face (we weren't together for a week)
Left girls crying voicemails "How you gonna do that thats so fukked up. Wow Im done with you. ***Calls back 5 minutes later for another voicemail**
Went out of my way on Valentine's day buying chocolates and Roses, only to find out that she was fukking my cousin
Sat down in a park waiting for a girl for 3 hours, in the rain. Only to have her call me and tell me " she couldn't make it", I replied " Oh its okay dont worry about it" She hung up with "okay bye" And I walked home.
Spent my last 40 dollars on a dinner and a movie, and put out my heart to a girl, to which she replied, "I dont see you that way, but thanks for the food"
"Wrote a girl a girl a list of "100 things i love about you" and sent it to her email.

All of this actually happened by the way. I used to be a different person back in the day
I hate that its true. But it is. nikkas who've known be a long time know how much I've changed, and the ones who haven't known me that long, never believe I was actually like that.

I was a very awkward young nikka. And girls used to take advantage of me. I guess they thought they were doing me a favor.

But then the tables turned. I got better looking, more well rounded, colder, realer, smarter, and I never looked back It takes a lot of me to take them serious these days. It's gonna take a special one to make me slow down too.

Jesus.

 

[Box Cutta]

when i was like 20 i got laid off from my job and this guy i knew, who lived like a 45 minutes away let me 'borrow' 200 buck and then told me i didn't have to pay him back.

i was dating some rich drunk alcoholic last year, whenever i tried to pay for anything, he wouldn't let me. i blame that more on him being just a rich drunk with money than a simp.

edit: i already told this in another thread, but it always makes me laugh. when i was escorting i met some guy who was all like "you don't gotta do this, you're too pretty for this" and tried getting my number to hang out and get to know me..lol

Yo you used to escort?

Any good threads with stories on this?

What were your hourly rates?

 

[Demon]

when i was escorting

@thoushallhustle ....you have a fellow whore on the coli