Ladies, Tell Us Some Stories of the Most Simpest Things Men Have Done In Your Name

[MikelArteta]

Nah its not

And I am the creator of the more than 5 miles on a first date rule you are a simp.

Cats are trying to switch the terminology on a simp

Driving 2 hours for a chick is simpin breh.
I drive 2 1/2 hours to Louisiana all the time to chill with my cousins but I'd be damndd if I drive a hour for a broad.

 

[Spy]

@honestly? is an ungrateful whore.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Nah its not

And I am the creator of the more than 5 miles on a first date rule you are a simp.

Cats are trying to switch the terminology on a simp

Breh 2 hours is a long time for some booty.
And that's even if you get it

 

[MikelArteta]

Breh I remember in school brehs driving like 4 hours back to their hixk town to see their girl etc.

Its different if its a first date type thing

Breh 2 hours is a long time for some booty.
And that's even if you get it

 

[no.]

@honestly? is an ungrateful whore.

You're such a lame troll, getting all up in your feelings over some imagined insult to a guy you don't even know. Go take a hike, yo.

Only on the mind of a coli poster any woman they don't like is a prostitute

 

[thoushallhustle]

@thoushallhustle ....you have a fellow whore on the coli

whaaaaat?!

this is shocking because if my memory serves me correct shes came at my head a few times for bein a hoe.

 

[KOOL-AID]

Lemme alone I was only 18

Where was yo deedy, yo male cousins yo brothers, I cnt beeleave nobody tried to save u from that abusive nikka

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Where was yo deedy, yo male cousins yo brothers, I cnt beeleave nobody tried to save u from that abusive nikka

When I was lil my daddy wasnt around due to his relationship with my moma, he paid cs tho. I have no brothers, I dont fucc with my cuzzins for "reasons"

 

[KOOL-AID]

When I was lil my daddy wasnt around due to his relationship with my moma, he paid cs tho. I have no brothers, I dont fucc with my cuzzins for "reasons"

damn dats fukked up, I know u had a gang of side nikkas ready to ride for u, why u ain't call um.

 

[KinksandCoils]

Eat the booty.Without me giving anything in return :coolin:

 

[tater]

Hmmmmm Ithis dude who worked at the kroger across the street from my apt brought me roses n candy one valentines day. He knew I had a bd even tho he didnt stay with me. He knocked on the door and my bd was there so I just talked to him at the door, took the gifts said thank u n shut the door. I felt bad for him cuz he was really sweet. Karmas a bytch tho cuz my bd beat me tf the very next week.

I feel like you've had a hard life…

 

[tater]

One day this guy walked up to me in the mall and just gave me $20 because he thought I was pretty. He just walked away after that. Didn't ask for my name, phone number, to go on a date, nothing. It was weird but I certainly didn't complain lol.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

damn dats fukked up, I know u had a gang of side nikkas ready to ride for u, why u ain't call um.

For what when all I was gone do was get bck with him

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I feel like you've had a hard life…

I have

 

[onelastdeath]

Eat the booty.Without me giving anything in return :coolin:

I imagine it went something like this

Most bytches ain't shyt though, don't know why cats go overboard with the stress.