Ladies, Tell Us Some Stories of the Most Simpest Things Men Have Done In Your Name

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Give us dem receiptz.

I'm not a woman but if she was on here she would be telling this story.

My 18 y/o cousin sat there and used my phone to text his girl and pretended it was me.
This fool sitting there tryna spit at his own girl in my name on some "we should hook up" "I'm not gone tell my cousin" and when she kept saying no, he asked who her boyfriend was and shd said his name.

This fool felt that insecure that he had to play like was me to make sure his girl wasn't cheating.

@Milk N Cookies @sanityovar8ted @BonitaChelz

 

[PaperEnterprise]

Ive seen grown men cry, cut and fight for girls that were not worthy. Lol.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Break down the definition of simp please

 

[Smoke]

Depending on the woman, the things you all would call simp-ish, they'd probably find romantic or something.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Depending on the woman, the things you all would call simp-ish, they'd probably find romantic or something.

^^^^^^^^^^

 

[WHIPPEDCream]

Offered to buy my groceries when he was broke.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Break down the definition of simp please

Come on now brehette, you know what a simple is

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Ive seen grown men cry, cut and fight for girls that were not worthy. Lol.

I fake cried on the phone when I was a teen for this fat boo boo chick.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Offered to buy my groceries when he was broke.

I'll be damned

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Depending on the woman, the things you all would call simp-ish, they'd probably find romantic or something.

I'm talking actual sump shyt according to logic.

- getting a homeboy to call her cuz she blocked u.
- tryna hit up her sister on Facebook on some " can you talk to her for me
- tryna wife hoes from backpage

 

[onelastdeath]

I was an OG simp though back in the day. I can;t lie. nikkas don't even wanna know the shyt I've done

Things That I've Honestly Done Before I Became A Player

Wrote a girl on poem on the spot, because i wanted to see her "smile"
Cried when a girl broke up with me in my room for 2 days.
Had a girl tell me she cheated on me, and then proceeded to CALL HER BACK, all night
Walked 3 miles to a girls house because I didnt have bus fare (not for p*ssy either)
Spent my school clothes shopping my money on a pendant for a girl
Attended a girls birthday party because "Even though we're not together anymore I want you there", and had to meet her new boyfriend face to face (we weren't together for a week)
Left girls crying voicemails "How you gonna do that thats so fukked up. Wow Im done with you. ***Calls back 5 minutes later for another voicemail**
Went out of my way on Valentine's day buying chocolates and Roses, only to find out that she was fukking my cousin
Sat down in a park waiting for a girl for 3 hours, in the rain. Only to have her call me and tell me " she couldn't make it", I replied " Oh its okay dont worry about it" She hung up with "okay bye" And I walked home.
Spent my last 40 dollars on a dinner and a movie, and put out my heart to a girl, to which she replied, "I dont see you that way, but thanks for the food"
"Wrote a girl a girl a list of "100 things i love about you" and sent it to her email.

All of this actually happened by the way. I used to be a different person back in the day
I hate that its true. But it is. nikkas who've known be a long time know how much I've changed, and the ones who haven't known me that long, never believe I was actually like that.

I was a very awkward young nikka. And girls used to take advantage of me. I guess they thought they were doing me a favor.

But then the tables turned. I got better looking, more well rounded, colder, realer, smarter, and I never looked back It takes a lot of me to take them serious these days. It's gonna take a special one to make me slow down too.

 

[KOOL-AID]

#simplife

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Come on now brehette, you know what a simple is

Hmmmmm Ithis dude who worked at the kroger across the street from my apt brought me roses n candy one valentines day. He knew I had a bd even tho he didnt stay with me. He knocked on the door and my bd was there so I just talked to him at the door, took the gifts said thank u n shut the door. I felt bad for him cuz he was really sweet. Karmas a bytch tho cuz my bd beat me tf the very next week.

 

[WHIPPEDCream]

I'll be damned

He is really sweet.Probably the sweetest guy I ever met.& It was raining hard that day so he offered me his jacket too.I wouldn't consider him a simp just a sweetie.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Is it simping if its my husband?