Ladies, Tell Us Some Stories of the Most Simpest Things Men Have Done In Your Name

FLYINHAWAIIAN

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Hmmmmm Ithis dude who worked at the kroger across the street from my apt brought me roses n candy one valentines day. He knew I had a bd even tho he didnt stay with me. He knocked on the door and my bd was there so I just talked to him at the door, took the gifts said thank u n shut the door. I felt bad for him cuz he was really sweet. Karmas a bytch tho cuz my bd beat me tf the very next week.

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ignore nice guys brehettes.

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when i was like 20 i got laid off from my job and this guy i knew, who lived like a 45 minutes away let me 'borrow' 200 buck and then told me i didn't have to pay him back.

i was dating some rich drunk alcoholic last year, whenever i tried to pay for anything, he wouldn't let me. i blame that more on him being just a rich drunk with money than a simp.

edit: i already told this in another thread, but it always makes me laugh. when i was escorting i met some guy who was all like "you don't gotta do this, you're too pretty for this" and tried getting my number to hang out and get to know me..lol

Did you give him your number
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I think we all been there... middle school, high school.... trying to be the good guy (ok we all haven't)....

that was me too... watching too many movies.. talking to too many women who basically lie their ass off... talking bout....

"i just want a good man for once.. i want this... i want that..." then they go date a scumbag... but meanwhile you trying to be :cape: for them and every other woman






i think our types grow up... and see the stupidity in our ways early... i'll be damned if i do shyt nowadays like that... and i get 10 times better broads doing that

sometimes i'll think of some fukked up, but funny shyt to do or say.... then be like fukk it, let me say it anyway... and it works better than all the sweet, nice shyt i ever did in my life

where if i was just an a$$hole ALL my life, i'd probably be coming around to the idea that maybe i need to change by now... but fukk that :smugdraper:

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I wouldn't call it simping but i've never had a man pursue me like this:
This guy who I knew liked me in college. One day I went to campus early and started waiting outside of class. He walks by, I make nothing of it.
When the period was over and it was time for my class to start, I see from the corner of my eye, part of a hat (same hat he had on).
I walked into class and then he walked in 5 mins later. I thought nothing of it b/c ppl add classes late.
This is how I found out he wasn't in my class
Our exams consist of two parts: the in class one on friday and the essay portion we take home and turn in on monday.
for the first exam, he was there for like 10 mins and when I looked up, he was gone.
On mondays, I just usually turn in the essay then leave.
I get to class that monday to drop it off and as I'm leaving, he's coming.
As i am waiting for the bus, which comes every 15 mins, I see him walking back.
So yea he wasn't in my class.
He used to come everyday and he even took notes and sat on the ground when there were no seats. But was never there on exam day.
Buddy had it bad but a closed mouth don't get fed.:yeshrug:

You wouldn't have gave him play anyway.
You was already turned off
 

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Hmmmmm Ithis dude who worked at the kroger across the street from my apt brought me roses n candy one valentines day. He knew I had a bd even tho he didnt stay with me. He knocked on the door and my bd was there so I just talked to him at the door, took the gifts said thank u n shut the door. I felt bad for him cuz he was really sweet. Karmas a bytch tho cuz my bd beat me tf the very next week.
:laff:ur an idiot
 

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I was an OG simp though back in the day. I can;t lie. nikkas don't even wanna know the shyt I've done :pachaha:

Things That I've Honestly Done Before I Became A Player

Wrote a girl on poem on the spot, because i wanted to see her "smile"
Cried when a girl broke up with me in my room for 2 days.
Had a girl tell me she cheated on me, and then proceeded to CALL HER BACK, all night
Walked 3 miles to a girls house because I didnt have bus fare (not for p*ssy either)
Spent my school clothes shopping my money on a pendant for a girl
Attended a girls birthday party because "Even though we're not together anymore I want you there", and had to meet her new boyfriend face to face (we weren't together for a week)
Left girls crying voicemails "How you gonna do that :damn: thats so fukked up. Wow Im done with you. ***Calls back 5 minutes later for another voicemail**
Went out of my way on Valentine's day buying chocolates and Roses, only to find out that she was fukking my cousin
Sat down in a park waiting for a girl for 3 hours, in the rain. Only to have her call me and tell me " she couldn't make it", I replied " Oh its okay dont worry about it" She hung up with "okay bye" And I walked home.
Spent my last 40 dollars on a dinner and a movie, and put out my heart to a girl, to which she replied, "I dont see you that way, but thanks for the food"
"Wrote a girl a girl a list of "100 things i love about you" and sent it to her email.


All of this actually happened by the way. I used to be a different person back in the day:pachaha:
I hate that its true. But it is. nikkas who've known be a long time know how much I've changed, and the ones who haven't known me that long, never believe I was actually like that.

I was a very awkward young nikka. And girls used to take advantage of me. I guess they thought they were doing me a favor.

But then the tables turned. I got better looking, more well rounded, colder, realer, smarter, and I never looked back :yeshrug:It takes a lot of me to take them serious these days. It's gonna take a special one to make me slow down too.

jesus christ nikka...plz be a troll...

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