Shoulda had a simp on handWhen I checked out $400+ at M•A•C with a card that didn't have any money on it via PayPal and it went through, order number and all.
But, then later I got an email saying they couldn't process my order
I thought a bih hit jackpot until I got that email.
I'm still recoupingMaybe one day I won't have to pull tricks to get the things I want.
I have a bushy eyebrow, receding hairline one in mindShoulda had a simp on hand.
Goddammit @bdizzle you got everyone on this receding line gimmickI have a bushy eyebrow, receding hairline one in mind![]()
Fortunately I've never had my heartbroken but I feel like since I've made it this long without that experience that when it finally does happen it's going to be crushing. Maybe that's why I'm reluctant to get back out there. I'm not looking forward to something that feels inevitable.
I was totally hooked on this dude, even though he was ugly.
He was saying all the right things, we been seeing each other for a few months then he says, I can't marry you (bi-racial but darker then he's light skin ass) as I want to marry a black woman in the future.
4 years later he is parading some whiter then paper Wale around facebook, and marries her. Wale gets pregnant the same time as me and looks 9 months pregnant 2 weeks before & after conception...
Good luck breh, complaining she don't want sex to all our mutual friends...Good luck breh but stop facebooking me saying "let's meet up...."![]()
I dont know if you meant Wale or Whale but Wale always catching strays man
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