Or at least keep some regular soaps and sh!t for when you have a man over. Especially if i come over often
So i spent the night at a female friends house. I was supposed to wake up early, go home, change and head to work. She had to work early but by the time she woke up i was still knocked out so she jumps in the shower, gets dressed and heads out telling me to just go out through the garage door leaving me the remote to close it behind me. After she left I overslept so i figured i'd just shower at her place and head straight to work. So Im in the shower and all she has is freakin scented/flavored body washes and shower gels.
I didnt want to use them sh!t but I have to get the smell of sex off me (she's a squirter) before i show up for work smelling like p*ssy so i use the sh!t.
Next thing i know im in the car driving and I realize how obvious the scent it. Had a mofo in there smelling like strawberries and sh!t.
I stop by Starbucks and i swear shyt was obvious even in open air
And this aint the first time either. One time (years ago) I used a coworker's hand sanitizer not knowing sh!t was scented... had my hands and keyboard smelling like fruits and sh!t

So i spent the night at a female friends house. I was supposed to wake up early, go home, change and head to work. She had to work early but by the time she woke up i was still knocked out so she jumps in the shower, gets dressed and heads out telling me to just go out through the garage door leaving me the remote to close it behind me. After she left I overslept so i figured i'd just shower at her place and head straight to work. So Im in the shower and all she has is freakin scented/flavored body washes and shower gels.
I didnt want to use them sh!t but I have to get the smell of sex off me (she's a squirter) before i show up for work smelling like p*ssy so i use the sh!t.
Next thing i know im in the car driving and I realize how obvious the scent it. Had a mofo in there smelling like strawberries and sh!t.

I stop by Starbucks and i swear shyt was obvious even in open air
And this aint the first time either. One time (years ago) I used a coworker's hand sanitizer not knowing sh!t was scented... had my hands and keyboard smelling like fruits and sh!t
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i only get compliments. But bodywash smell doesnt stay on you its just smells intense when you're using it.