Ladies, why must everything you use be scented? (Part II)

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Or at least keep some regular soaps and sh!t for when you have a man over. Especially if i come over often:stopitslime:
So i spent the night at a female friends house. I was supposed to wake up early, go home, change and head to work. She had to work early but by the time she woke up i was still knocked out so she jumps in the shower, gets dressed and heads out telling me to just go out through the garage door leaving me the remote to close it behind me. After she left I overslept so i figured i'd just shower at her place and head straight to work. So Im in the shower and all she has is freakin scented/flavored body washes and shower gels.
I didnt want to use them sh!t but I have to get the smell of sex off me (she's a squirter) before i show up for work smelling like p*ssy so i use the sh!t.
Next thing i know im in the car driving and I realize how obvious the scent it. Had a mofo in there smelling like strawberries and sh!t. :shaq2:
I stop by Starbucks and i swear shyt was obvious even in open air

And this aint the first time either. One time (years ago) I used a coworker's hand sanitizer not knowing sh!t was scented... had my hands and keyboard smelling like fruits and sh!t
 
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haha you smell like a bytch
 

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Men aren't supposed use fruity scented shower gels? :guilty:
She could be a better host and have regular soap on deck for guests. When i have females staying over for a few days i make sure i got plenty of toilet paper since y'all use the sh!t heavily :dry:
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haha you smell like a bytch
My job has a small gym and shower downstairs. Im about to head go to walgreens at lunch time and buy a towel and soap and take another shower :to:
 

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My job has a small gym and shower downstairs. Im about to head go to walgreens at lunch time and buy a towel and soap and take another shower :to:

I think you're taking this too far. As long as you don't stink nobody at work cares what you smell like.
 

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I think you're taking this too far. As long as you don't stink nobody at work cares what you smell like.
I guess i was self conscious about it. Just wasnt comfortable with the fact that i could smell myself. I smelled like a damn gift basket this morning :scust:

Anyway, I took a quick shower downstairs at lunch. I'm good.
 

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Scented body wash is the shyt. Depends on what you use tho.

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The smell should never be so strong that it's overwhelming
It was some sh!t like this too but the top wasnt round:scust:
 

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We like to smell good. That's actually something I'm really into. I like perfumes, body sprays etc. but I have to be careful because my skin can't be tolerating certain things.
 

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:scust: @ bodywash.

Dove moisture bar costs 1.99 and smells bomb as fukk.
 

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We like to smell good. That's actually something I'm really into. I like perfumes, body sprays etc. but I have to be careful because my skin can't be tolerating certain things.
Im just saying why does the sh!t have to smell like a damn fruit parfait. I almost swear i wanted to bite myself while in the car

carry an emergency backpack in your trunk loaded with a fresh plain T, underwear, toothbrush/paste, body wash and small amount of cash
I typically have a change of underwear and toothbrush and another pair of shoes.
 

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Im just saying why does the sh!t have to smell like a damn fruit parfait. I almost swear i wanted to bite myself while in the car

I typically have a change of underwear and toothbrush and another pair of shoes.
:yeshrug: i only get compliments. But bodywash smell doesnt stay on you its just smells intense when you're using it.
 
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