Ladies would you give a beardless monstrosity like this man a chance

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to get to know you if he was interested?

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I know beards are the thing now but does this clean shaven individual have a chance in the dating world in your highly valued opinions?

 

[okra]

i hate facial hair

 

[iBrowse]

@Always-Right Liggins

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I'm so uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I'm Mr. Uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I have nobodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to call my ooooooooooooown. Oh, I'm so ugly.

Spoiler

Now ladies tell me I matter.

 

[toomanydoses]

i hate facial hair

lol

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I do kind of get what he's doing with this thread though. It's like inception simping because he's mocking their thought process as well. There's levels to this shyt.

 

[Sk3ptical]

the fukk type of thread is this

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I'm so uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I'm Mr. Uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I have nobodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to call my ooooooooooooown. Oh, I'm so ugly.

Spoiler

Now ladies tell me I matter.

Spoiler: youre not ugly

 

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So a bunch of men run up in here

 

[Aceofspades404]

I'm so uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I'm Mr. Uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I have nobodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to call my ooooooooooooown. Oh, I'm so ugly.

Glad that you've accepted it.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

to get to know you if he was interested?

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I know beards are the thing now but does this clean shaven individual have a chance in the dating world in your highly valued opinions?

How deep is your voice? Ya know not all guys have jobs that allow facial hair... and its still some sexy ass dudes like that... so, what that voice sound like

 

[Aceofspades404]

So a bunch of men run up in here

it's cuz you're doing it wrong
The correct way to simp is to lock in on a target and attack. There will be a struggle but once you've captured your prey, they will accept defeat and simp you back

 

[okra]

lol

facial hair reminds me of my father. its creepy

 

[toomanydoses]

You're a deeper thinker than I am lol. Didn't even pick up on that.

I do kind of get what he's doing with this thread though. It's like inception simping because he's mocking their thought process as well. There's levels to this shyt.

 

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How deep is your voice? Ya know not all guys have jobs that allow facial hair... and its still some sexy ass dudes like that... so, what that voice sound like

Like a bloke from London England