In today’s NBA news, the ever controversial GOAT franchise has just attempted to create a super team with AD and Kawhi. Industry insiders were sick to their stomachs at the thought of the Lakers creating the most prolific team ever, as it was being assembled, bum ass GMs and reporters were scrambling, throwing enough salt and hate on the proceedings to somehow save their team’s seasons from potential wipeout...
.....although no one knows the exact cause for why this did not happen.....Sources say that Kawhi and other less fortunate ballers like that bum george paul have joined together to assassinated the character of not only GOAT franchise, but His Imperial Majesty of all sports Big Hollywood Bron as well.
Ballz (no homo), the alleged coked up ring leader, one of those most furious with GOAT franchise and his team’s swaglessness, along with Doc, Pat Bev, an old ass lou will, and several other swagless nikkaz. Kawhi, from swagless antonio spurs fame, his uncle dennis or whateva, and his corny ass team, will be quietly and understandably shaken and regretful at choosing poorly during free agency. The question everybody wants to know is, after years of throwing dirt on their name, why did they get these nikkaz started.....
GOAT stanchise, rather, LWO, were unavailable for comment but released this statement:
It’s not about super teams, it’s about GOATs and frauds, power and money, Lakers and fakers, champs and chumps, which side are you on.......
.....these pundits still fukkin talkin, you nikkaz still breathing?! fukkin roaches! Yeah we gon see how these overrated ass nikkaz do tonight this the first of four ass whoopings don’t see us in the playoffs or it’ll be 8 nikka....
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