Larry is so desperate that he's watching iMPACT (7/12/2012)

[Larry]

RAW left me feeling so vulnerable that if TNA buys me a couple drinks and tells me I'm beautiful, they might could get the p*ssy.

 

[StatUS]

 

[Brad Piff]

 

[Bryan Danielson]

 

[Larry]

let this monumental date mark the exact time and place that i sold my soul

this shyts like sucking a dikk for heroin. Ive officially hit rock bottom

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

RAW left me feeling so vulnerable that if TNA buys me a couple drinks and tells me I'm beautiful, they might could get the p*ssy.

 

[Red Omega]

same here

 

[Larry]

swerve. it was all a work. you guys argued with who you thought was alabaster **** for years on end, but the truth is...

ITS ME AUSTIN.. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!








nah, it was a metaphor. I was basically sayin that TNA can easily metaphorically fukk me with little to no effort tonight, due to how shytty my past relationship with WWE was. they left me feeling self conscious and unwanted. self esteem lower than Kaval's voice. if TNA can show interest in me for 2 hours, I'ma give em that sweet that nasty that gushy stuff. metaphorically, of course

 

[Another Man]

Hogan bout to run wild on you, dude.

 

[Larry]

what channel is spike tv

i cant even find this shyt

EDIT: ROFL I THINK MY CABLE DELETED SPIKE

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

tna has the worst luck

i was ready to finaly watch that shyt and direct tv and viacom happened to get in a dispute this week


no wonder coke boy threw the worst show at us, he knew we had no choice lmao

 

[Swiggy]

We had fun, tho

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

We had fun, tho

Oh the fukkery... oh the fukkery....

Spoiler

And the camera pan ups on Christy

 

[Larry]

yeah, we had fun but TNA only got a hug and an "i'll call you later" after it walked me to the door.

show was average as fukk...but still better than raw

 

[Swiggy]

yeah, we had fun but TNA only got a hug and an "i'll call you later" after it walked me to the door.

show was average as fukk...but still better than raw

TSC stick together through bland and fukkery :shake: