Long story Alert!
When I was about 15, me and my mans met these two chicks at the mall in San Jose. At the time I lived in san jose, and the girls lived in santa cruz, and they were visiting fam. There's like a 30 minute commute there. Anyway, we all agreed we would all link up later, and after WEEKS of setting it up we coordinated a meet up with the girls at one of their parents house in santa cruz. We had to take a shuttle bus all the way up there (the highway to S.C is windy, elevated, and somewhat arduous), and it takes forever.
We arrive, and after a lil drinking we retreat to different rooms with the girls. No sooner than we each individually started doing our thing, when one of the girl's parents showed up out of nowhere (they were supposed to be on vacay throughout the weekend, but cut their trip short). Like a scene out of fresh prince, we both threw on your clothes in record time, and hid in the backyard shed with spiders the size of rats.
The girls talked their way out of the house, as one girl said she was gunna spend the night over the friend's house. They help us escape off the property (hilarious because we tripped over mad shyt making hella noise, and the girls would freak every time), and we all get on the shuttle in the middle of the night to go BACK to my mans house in san jose.
We get back to san jose, and arrive at my mans house. We all smoke pot out of a coke can in front of his house, and we quietly sneak into his house, and settle in his living room (his moms was home, but we had no other choice) We proceed to fukk these girls separately but in the same living room, and as they were moaning we both kept telling them *SHUUUSH* so they wouldnt wake up his moms.
The next day, we sneak them outta the house, and walk them to the shuttle bus station. Once the bus arrived and they left, me and my mans started celebrating like we won the lotto. Those girls were not fine, and it took literally all day and night to beat, but we were literally ecstatic over our accomplishment. We gave each other pounds, and high fives as we walked to mcdonalds for a celebratory breakfast.
Nowadays im so jaded, and have such high expectations over everything, especially with girls. I would hardly make the effort to walk down the street to meet a bad chick these days, let alone go through a day and night ordeal just to be with average girls. I miss that child like appreciation of life that I often take for granted. More importantly, I miss my mans in the story. Life hasnt been so kind to him since those days, but back then we were on top of the world and the best of friends.