So I meet this chic off cupid, she's a cool little mix Jamaican raised up east...just a tad bit "weird" but nothing too crazy.
Anyway, had 1 date and finally got a chance to take her out again. This time I was being super slick, sitting on her side of the booth, rubbing her hands, then in the middle of us talking I just hit her with a kiss on the lips...
At that moment is when she probably started sizing me up. She actually said "ah shyt, you just started something". I laughed it off as a joke. So we chop it up the rest of the night over margaritas. So when we are leaving she says "you coming by". Caught me off guard, cuz I wasn't ready for action but of course I'm down for whatever, so I said cool. She's like "yeahhh netflix and chill time"
Okay at this point is when I started really thinking about the situation, like she's in it to fukk, like even quoting net flix and chill, not even playing it cool at all.
So we get to her place and imma be honest I tried to find something to watch, she hops on my lap and I smack her ass playfully. She tells me don't hit her ass. So I stop...10 seconds later she says "smack my ass". I do..."she whispers harder". I'm like fukk it, let's hit the room...
As I write this, I realize I was in above my head
We in the room, she pulls out a bag of condoms but also there's all types of toys vibrating and shyt. She's has one that has an app...she tells me to control the app. I'm playing with the app, she's pleasuring herself while kicking my nipples. She hops on starts riding me. She gets off, grabs a tuft of my hair, and rams me into her puzzy. I, still in shock give it a couple of licks, she yells at me "you're not into it, just give me the dikk" gets on all 4s and starts yelling all types of sinister shyt.
Listen it's about 1.5 hours of this, I finally bust and I'm laid out. My heart beating out my chest and the worse thing you can hear happens, "you ready for more" "I want more of that dikk". I have nothing left!! I ask for water just for a break, there's a back door, and I try to leave through it but it's her laundry room...lol. She comes back in with the water and handcuffs...which I still have no idea why they are in her kitchen.
Brehs, the rest of the night was just embarrassing...exhausted, half flaccid, and just ready to tap out as she constantly had me doing things and all I wanted to do was take a nap. She 3-0d me...
my mans tried to dip and ended up like 
