Last time you got absolutely shytfaced?

[nalej]

Got blasted last friday and it felt like shyt the next day physically and morally. Fell on my ass twice, almost got in a fight, scared girls I was trying to spit game to. Getting shytfaced is not what's hot anymore. Definitely will not be putting myself in that situation again.

 

[u mad bruh bruh]

About 3 weeks ago on my second time out with this girl I was seeing at the time. Ended up passing out on her shoulder as she was driving home, had to practically get carried inside her place, started dry heaving over her toilet. Fell asleep on her bathroom floor, got carried back to her car, then up to my apartment where I sprinted to the bathroom and hurled for a good 5 minutes straight. Needless to say we aren't seeing each other anymore lol