Last time you got stung by a bee or wasp...

[Ghost Utmost]

About 30 mins go I was sitting on the toilet reading the Coli when I heard a buzz and immediately got stung in the neck by a wasp.

shyt still hurts.

Normally I catch and release most bugs but I did battle with him shorts around my ankles and hadn't wiped

Slid out of my shorts and used them to swat him. Took me a minute to find him..

alive. Writhing on the carpet. Hit him with the shorts twice more. Still alive.

I took a postcard, covered him with it and crushed him with my finger.

Scooped him up and into the toilet. And I swear he was still twitching as he and the human waste went down the drain.

 

[Objection]

Last time inwas stung by a wasp I was pulling weeds in my flower bed. Got sound on my hand and it swelled up to the point I couldn't close my hand for 2 days.

 

[jdubnyce]

Only been stung twice in my life

Once when i was like 10 waiting in line at school. Right in the neck

Years ago in the backyard bbqing on the forearm

Why are there wasps in your bathroom breh?

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Only been stung twice in my life

Once when i was like 10 waiting in line at school. Right in the neck

Years ago in the backyard bbqing on the forearm

Why are there wasps in your bathroom breh?

Every now and then they get in there. Not really certain. They definitely have some hidden crevice they come through

 

[WaveWhisperer]

Got hit in both ears by some fukkin wasp when i lived at my moms house.

outside cutting the grass and im headed to the back with the mower. Started getting the grass under the balcony and got me in one ear and i flipped my shyt started flailing all pissed off




Calmed myself down and went back and these fukkin wasps came and got me in the other ear. Came back in the house lookin like a fukkin elephant.



i shoulda bought a flamethrower

 

[StayOffMe]

Never.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

I got stung while I was sleeping, as a kid. Then a few years ago, I got stung while I was driving. Both by bees. shyt hurt like a mofo, but I’m sure it wasn’t as bad as a hornet or wasp or something.

 

[Collateral]

I never got stung by anything, I always run, idc

Got hit in both ears by some fukkin wasp when i lived at my moms house.

outside cutting the grass and im headed to the back with the mower. Started getting the grass under the balcony and got me in one ear and i flipped my shyt started flailing all pissed off




Calmed myself down and went back and these fukkin wasps came and got me in the other ear. Came back in the house lookin like a fukkin elephant.



i shoulda bought a flamethrower

 

[feelosofer]

I had to close the back gate of my office over the summer since I'm not renewing the lease and there was a wasps nest and I didn't realize and like 4 of them came out and sting my hand up. It just felt like rapid fire needles. But it was only little sore for a few days.

 

[ORDER_66]

Its crazy I rarely see any bees around anymore .. fukking monsanto and their pesticides

 

[Cyrus' Wife]

Quite a few months back I had switched to a perfume that smelled a lot like honey and I got away with it until springtime when the bees were locked and loaded.

One day I was wearing a sundress and a group of 'em got me twice on my arms as I walked to my car. It hurt like hell and all the money I had spent on that perfume went straight down the drain because I had to throw it all out. I was so mad! I really loved that perfume...but apparently the bees did too

 

[RoCKetSity256]

My and boys was bored walking thru the projects. Walked behind a school that was being renovated or something. It was piles of dirt rocks and shyt that was dug up. So we started throwing dirt rocks etc. at each other. I got on my commando shyt throwing bombs and hitting the deck. I hopped off the ground and the little shyts start flying out the ground. Tore my ass up and ran me home. Had to go to the hospital cause I was allergic to the stings

 

[Unolove]

One stung me on the nose not too long ago, me and my brother grew up knocking down wasp nest at our grandmas house and we never got stung

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Last time I was stung had to have been about 17-18 years ago. I was at my auntie house and in her bushes was a gang of wasps. I ran through it, and got stung 3 or 4 times. shyt hurt like hell, but I was good after a few hours

 

[letti cook]

i got stung in the forehead when i was kid and didn't really realize it until my barber saw the stinger later that day