Silkk
Can't Change My Damn Avi :beli:
Last week, a terrible B movie aired in place of Monday Night Raw, where a heroic man and his loud and generally useless wife tried to escape from a masked monster who apparently had at least a working knowledge of disabling vehicle electronics. Seriously, when a plot sounds too ridiculous to be in a Friday the Thirteenth movie, maybe you should re-think your strategy. Unless this is their strategy...but I'm being paranoid. Anyway, hopefully this week we tone down the idiocy and figure out just where we're headed with Kane vs Daniel Bryan. I mean, aside from some sort of rematch at Payback.
Speaking of rematches for Payback, because that seems to be where most of the card is headed, there's The Shield's continuing war with Evolution. Last week, Triple H raised the stakes by putting Dean Ambrose in a battle royal that cost him the United States title, and then put The Shield as a whole up against the dominant Wyatt Family. And since John Cena couldn't overcome the Wyatts, well, what chance did The Shield have? But just to make sure, Evolution hit the ring and made sure that none of Reigns, Rollins, or Ambrose was getting up as Raw went off the air. With Evolution holding both momentum and the power of the COO of WWE, can The Shield manage to find anything resembling an even playing field this week?
Plus, as a result of Triple H's meddling, we have a new United States champion in Sheamus, who had been on a fairly decent losing streak leading up to winning the belt. Boy, I've been able to use that sentence a lot when describing new WWE titleholders. At any rate, both the Celtic Warrior and Intercontinental Champion Bad News Barrett should be looking for new challengers, and in a crazy thought, what if the man they were looking for were...each other?
Also, John Cena, too defeated from the loss to Bray Wyatt at Extreme Rules to even appear on Raw, made some comments on Main Event, presumably about not giving up or somesuch. It appears that Cena will once more try to defeat your new overlord, for whatever good it might do at this point.
Meanwhile, Rusev tries to live life without a first name, midgets find new reasons to fight each other, and Adam Rose will be in the building, tonight on Raw!
All That Plus Santino & Emma vs Fandango & Layla part 435
Sin Cara will jump Sheamus tonight in the Gorilla with a roll of Pesos.
