Lavar Ball Tells LaMelo That He's Going To Marry A Hoe

[Rekkapryde]

So his father is being a father and making his son painfully aware of the reality of fame in a condensed statement. Nothing wrong with what he said. I'm sure many of us that went to College had that talk with a parent to stay focused on what you went there for. His Pops is basically saying "Pull a Jeter" wrap it up during your playing days and settle down when you're done. At least that's what I wish he said.

Yup.

Better marry up and not down. If that bytch ain't bringing shyt to the table except a phat ass and build a bytch thot body then you'd be a fool to wife her.

Marry someone already about something in her life.


The only exception is broad down from day 1. Outside of that, you gotta bring something to the table other than looks.

 

[Apollo Creed]

Yup.

Better marry up and not down. If that bytch ain't bringing shyt to the table except a phat ass and build a bytch thot body then you'd be a fool to wife her.

Marry someone already about something in her life.


The only exception is broad down from day 1. Outside of that, you gotta bring something to the table other than looks.

at this point melo needs to be single until he retires. Just pull an Arod. Secure everything and then settle down after the NBA

 

[Rekkapryde]

at this point melo needs to be single until he retires. Just pull an Arod. Secure everything and then settle down after the NBA

Yeah, he's food for now. I'd get a vasectomy until I'm retired if I'm a professional athlete who don't want kids. When you done and read to settle down, just get the reversal. That way you know any bytch poppin up talkin she preggo that you can give her the "NOT FROM ME bytch!!!"

 

[Apollo Creed]

Yeah, he's food for now. I'd get a vasectomy until I'm retired if I'm a professional athlete who don't want kids. When you done and read to settle down, just get the reversal. That way you know any bytch poppin up talkin she preggo that you can give her the "NOT FROM ME bytch!!!"

yeah Melo shouldnt have any excuses. He has a Father who will keep it real and his brothers mistakes to learn from.

 

[Rekkapryde]

yeah Melo shouldnt have any excuses. He has a Father who will keep it real and his brothers mistakes to learn from.

Lonzo

 

[CW_1991]

Probably - there are broke men that have side chicks doing the same thing every day of the week.

Is your point that LaMelo should avoid obvious bag-chasing women in favor of successful women who can hold their own? Because I agree with you 100% on that.

Or probably not. It's different when you're an individual who 90% of women on earth would gladly sleep with if asked. He'll never know if it's a genuine or a hypergamous thing. To be real, she wasn't going anywhere. Putting a baby up in her, and marrying her wasn't really necessary for her to stay. Kevin Hart is not a monogamous man. Now she has him by the balls.

I mean, it would probably be better to get with someone on his level, that way at least the odds of her looking for a come up is lower.

All in all, this is a perfect example of why living in that media spotlight as a celebrity has its downsides when it comes to relationships.

 

[CP3.]

'Believe me, no one exciting. I wish it was someone really good, but nobody exciting,' she insisted.

Whoever it is gotta be feeling like a clown now

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Whoever it is gotta be feeling like a clown now

Stop disrespecting J.R Smith

 

[FeloniousMonk]

If was meet, not marry...bout to neg for the fake headline..

 

[Big Boss]

At the end of the day his sons gonna make their own decisions

 

[RickyDiBiase]

At the end of the day his sons gonna make their own decisions

I really don’t know how/why dudes get invested in who multi-millionare atheletes marry/fukking shyt comes off gay af