Leaked Patriots Scouting Report on Manziel (full of ether)

[hood b. goode]

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As Johnny Football’s stock plummeted before our eyes, an anonymous tipster, who is close to BroBible family, contacted us saying that he obtained Johnny Manziel’s scouting report from a New England Patriots employee. He then sent us the PDF file of said scouting report. After vetting the document, and ascertaining that the author of original document is a member of the Patriots organization we feel it is an official New England Patriots document. The report was offered to several other media outlets, but due to our relationship with the source we were given the exclusive.

Here are some of the excerpts

On his family:

• From the vibe of online articles, father seems a little too involved and overstepping his boundaries.
• Vibe on this guy keeps getting worse. Support staff members are sick of him and ready for him to go. Described as a cocky, me-guy.
• Loves football, FBI is high as well. Everything has been pretty well-documented in online articles about the kid, but sources say he’s a spoiled brat (grandfather gives him allowance, father bought him luxury car).
• Comes from ‘outlaw bloodlines’, mom moved the family to Kerrville to get away from father’s wild family. Father’s family is said to be very shady people, always into something, they are the root of Johnny’s personality.

On his psyche:

• Couple of TXTC sources say can’t yell/scream at him or he shuts down; has walked away from Kingsbury in the past.

On his work ethic:

• Doesn’t study the game, said to know about 60% of the offense in ’12, never watches film; one source said only time he watched film during ’12 was before ALUN.
• Knows how to scheme the system, arrogant and full of himself, but he’s not smug to coaches. Has been like this since Day 1, has never gone to class, goes to beat of own drum, but has ultimate confidence.

On how his teammates view him:

• Teammates don’t dislike him, but there’s some resentment, more so in the offseason when he isn’t coming to workouts and they are busting their butt.

The full report is below.

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

Damn did they find out his blood type and how long he takes a shyt on average too?

 

[Brozay]

Damn did they find out his blood type and how long he takes a shyt on average too?

You wouldnt be thorough when making multi million dollar investments?

 

[hood b. goode]

Damn did they find out his blood type and how long he takes a shyt on average too?

da GOAT could probably tell you what side of the bed this cat sleep on, whether he brushes his teeth before or after breakfast and who he got on speed dial

Patriots know everything

 

[Digga38]

how and why does a pats scouting report get leaked? Or is this Belly pissing on the Browns

 

[Detroit Wave]

 

[Walt]

The most twisted aspect of the Manziel movement is that he embodies nearly every cliche trait of the mainstream stereotype of "the black quarterback." Yet, somehow, the public is fascinated and excited by him, when their usual response is to sneer and shake their fists when the QB is actually black. I'll never ever forget that white woman who compared Pryor to a terrorist for trading autographs and jerseys for tattoos, but called for NCAA reform when Manziel got caught up with violations.

 

[Baracka Flocka Flame]

No real surprises to me in the report. Great report, just sheds more light on the vaguely painted picture.

 

[Digga38]

seemed to be a good review football wise..tho

 

[Digga38]

The most twisted aspect of the Manziel movement is that he embodies nearly every cliche trait of the mainstream stereotype of "the black quarterback." Yet, somehow, the public is fascinated and excited by him, when their usual response is to sneer and shake their fists when the QB is actually black. I'll never ever forget that white woman who compared Pryor to a terrorist for trading autographs and jerseys for tattoos, but called for NCAA reform when Manziel got caught up with violations.

please give this ladies name

 

[Reid2Achieve]

"Thickness through the thighs and bubble"

 

[Higher Tech]

Damn. All in the family business

 

[Walt]

please give this ladies name

Worst Columnist In America Compares Johnny Manziel To Rosa Parks

 

[King Poetic]

please find teddy report so i can compare the 2 and see what scouts say

 

[jadillac]

"has NEVER gone to class"