Learn to dance and bytches will flock

[RickyDiBiase]

Nobody cares about your opinions on shyt
shyt is self-important as fukk and if you have nothing to show for it
then what's the point?
Life ain't so serious
bytches and people ain' trying to be around a mfer who sounds like all he does
is listening to podcasts, watch TedTalks and shower in cheap ass colonge all day
be interesting

that whole "well I don't need people" or "I'm an introvert"
"everybody is dumb except me" shyt is transparent
envy is a bytch
yeah
we all gonna be worm food, some will ascend to heaven
others won't.

You not happy like you claim to be. Just as delusional as these hoes.

 

[levitate]

fukk is this an 80s teen high-school drama?

Letterman jacket wearing, taking Martha out for ice cream at the local parlor ass breh

 

[shutterguy]

Friend of mine told me if you single and wanna meet women take up salsa dancing, women out number the dudes and they love cats who can dance.

 

[Blessings]

Friend of mine told me if you single and wanna meet women take up salsa dancing, women out number the dudes and they love cats who can dance.

Just knowing how to fukking dance in any setting>>>taking salsa lessons

 

[Mowgli]

Just what you need a woman who loves twerking and being known as a great ass shaker

 

[Silver Surfer]

How about you learn how to make some money

Cornball

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

fukk is this an 80s teen high-school drama?

Letterman jacket wearing, taking Martha out for ice cream at the local parlor ass breh

Martha?

 

[africngiant]

Nobody cares about your opinions on shyt
shyt is self-important as fukk and if you have nothing to show for it
then what's the point?
Life ain't so serious
bytches and people ain' trying to be around a mfer who sounds like all he does
is listening to podcasts, watch TedTalks and shower in cheap ass colonge all day
be interesting

that whole "well I don't need people" or "I'm an introvert"
"everybody is dumb except me" shyt is transparent
envy is a bytch
yeah
we all gonna be worm food, some will ascend to heaven
others won't.

You not happy like you claim to be. Just as delusional as these hoes.

i always envied dancing nikkas they have a different aura cause they’re more comfortable in themselves and their body language. most times

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Shut the fukk up

 

[RickyDiBiase]

i always envied dancing nikkas they have a different aura cause they’re more comfortable in themselves and their body language. most times

You a real one

Shut the fukk up

You fukk cacs, fukk off traitor

 

[F*ckthemkids]

You a real one



You fukk cacs, fukk off traitor

The best part of waking up…is rearranging a white girls guts

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[SunZoo]

Less to do with the actual dancing and more to do with being grounded/comfortable in your body. When you can drop down out of your head and into the body, more attention and awareness to your center mass can and will make you more magnetic.

And at that point, you don't gotta worry about putting on a show or acquiescing to bytches. Women, shyt, people in general will gravitate toward you naturally because having a regulate nervous system is litty titty...body awarness makes you a different kind of attractive, like a wirlpool.

 

[Spectre]

The best part of waking up…is rearranging a white girls guts

lol why did I read it like the commercial song?

 

[Zostrianos]

I was at a concert in NYC couple weeks back and despite it being an Electronic gig nobody was in there moving. Floor in front of the stage was dead as hell.
Moved up to the balcony and there were some people doing a little hipster shuffle, but for the most part they were all self conscious.

Telltale sign was the girls dancing on eachother, AKA desperate for any bodily contact. I slid up on one and first thing outta her mouth was some "oh I love your locs!" and starts dancing on me. I grabbed waist/hips/thigh then moved onto the next 3 girls watching/waiting for their turn.

Shyt is too easy. You don't have to do any complex dancing unless you're going to some salsa thing. Just shift into a higher gear than the guys around you and collect women by osmosis.