Jordan = sons were dusty ass bums who averaged Lavar Ball numbers in college
Kobe = can't even make a son
Durant = doesn't have a woman apparently. Not like it would matter if he did, 2 bytches can't make a kid
Curry = shooting blanks like Kobe so far. Plus Ayesha can't hop on his nuts for a 3rd chance because
@Gil Scott-Heroin riding em 24/7
Meanwhile LBJ & Bronny bout to become the first father-son All Star duo in history
