Lessons Learned From Wrestling/Wrestling Thoughts in Real life

[Hoss]

When you've proven yourself to be among the very best at your chosen profession, occasionally throwing your jacket on the ground at work and dropping an elbow on it is considered perfectly acceptable behavior.

 

[Spartan]

Belts and briefcases are some of the deadliest weapons on the planet.

 

[mcellas]

 

[mcellas]

A Family Dollar Metal Chair is the most powerful weapon ever made.

 

[mcellas]

Also a table made up of pressed sawdust.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

 

[Rosecrans]

If your enemies father dies, its acceptable to crash the funeral and hitch the casket to your car and take off with it.

Subsequently, you may also choose to write a poem where you repeatedly call said enemy a b*stard.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

If a random person walks up while you're in a fight you lost that fight breh

 

[puppetmaster]

- You're obligated to bounce off and feed for your enemies offense if you're shoved into a wall, barrier etc

- an eye poke is ALWAYS debilitating even if it doesn't touch the eyeball no matter the size or height of said foe

- you are allowed to strike police officers/uniformed security in a wrestling arena. Charges won't be pressed and you will be back by next week.

- assault with deadly weapons is not only allowed. It's encouraged under certain stipulations (TLC, hell in a cell, street fight, no dq, falls count anywhere)

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Xpac's reaction is the greatest shyt ever to me

You see him go

... ... in one second

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

you can solve most problems by hitting them with a sledge hammer

If you get fired from your job just show up week after week and beat up employees until they rehire you

 

[Cartier Murphy]

If your co-worker retires one day, don't fret. You'll probably see him back in the office again sometime soon.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

If you're tired, let someone put you in a headlock. You will regain a tremendous amount of energy.

 

[KingBeez]

If you're ever in an argument with someone, always end the convo with an awesome catchphrase. You'll win every time.

"If ya smelllllllllllllllllll....."

 

[KingBeez]

It's always good to be a second or third generation worker. Who said nepotism is dead?