Lessons Learned From Wrestling/Wrestling Thoughts in Real life

[Honga Ciganesta]

Getting hit in the balls will knock you out Especially if a busty blonde does it

 

[Bob Loblaw]

If someone at work keeps interfering in your business, convince your boss to lock them in a cage during your shift

 

[Cladyclad]

Also if u thirsty Gatorade is under the ring at all times. Right next to a stop sign to direct fan traffic

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

Always get a crew behind you and remember that you're only as good as the people around you.

Wearing suits= success

Selling out always work and don't let anyone tell you otherwise:

 

[mortuus est]

the ref will usually forget about a high profile match near the end if you distract him long enough



real talk did anyone else get pissed off when like the rock , stone cold, triple h etc had these major fights and most of the time near the end like 5mins before the ppv is goin to end the ref would get distracted by someone or something outside the ring and they would fully turn their back on the match allowing for some other fukery to happen,

 

[Tommy Fits]

Racial stereotypes are true

Black people love dancing

No matter what, never trust an Asian

Mexicans love gangs

Whites love s&m and homoeroticism

 

[~Styles~]

When playing any sport do not even so much as brush passed a referee or officiator as minimum contact can result in them being unconscious for minutes.

 

[BrehWyatt]

There's a possibility that every woman of moderate attractiveness or better -- or a man with a larger than average nose -- that is on a good career path smashed his/her way to that position and isn't there on his/her own merit.

Watch out for people with briefcases. Chances are, they are always plotting on somebody higher up than them in their workplace.

Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, fukk with a breh -- especially of Hispanic persuasion -- that wears a key around his neck. He knows somebody you don't want to meet.