let a coli female simp for you: do brehettes have game edition

[notwhoiusedtobe]

Cyrano de Brehrgerac needs help, huh?
I could lend my services, how much rep you paying ?

 

[Ello_Vee]

if technology could allow me to fly thru this computer screen

Can you teleport?

 

[Blackout]

Can you teleport?

 

[RealAssanova]

Can you teleport?

nope.

if i could i'd be asleep on pardise's breasts.

 

[Paradise]

when you click on your profile pic

you temptin a breh if technology could allow me to fly thru this computer screen

 

[Fun Sized Psycho]

Idk what that is either

 

[Fun Sized Psycho]

And am I gonna be the only one contributing here? Damn

I don't know what you want.

Some of us don't have that luxury

neegah pease.
I tried to simp you when you came back, but you straight ignored me, cuz I'm not a member of the tig ol bitty crew.

 

[Ironman]

@CinnaSlim @Vice Queen @Paradise Road to you ladies

 

[Oceanicpuppy]

Try to be her friend first. Don't push to hard.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Try to be her friend first. Don't push to hard.

That's a dangerous game right there.

 

[Oceanicpuppy]

That's a dangerous game right there.

if you don't want to be her friend or can't see your self being her friend you should stop while your ahead. You'll just end up with a woman you don't click with.

 

[BmoreGorilla]

You accurate tho

 

[Blackrogue]

what I meant was let the Coli females simp another female on your behalf.
you tell them context and they tell you what to text or tell the girl
Or basically the playbook while you give the play by play on whats the females response.

the Coli female aren't here to simp you.. sorry @Phoenix_Knightly23 I know you Came in with high hopes. Other chicks came in here too ready to simp

only @santamar got what I meant.

 

[ThugLife]

LOL.. they already had a thread talking about how much men on here hate us. So why would we come in and simp?

I'm just kidding... but I'm in for the fukkery though.

I don't hate you, in fact, I love you

 

[Blackrogue]

what I meant was let the Coli females simp another female on your behalf.
you tell them context and they tell you what to text or tell the girl
Or basically the playbook while you give the play by play on whats the females response.

the Coli female aren't here to simp you.. sorry @Phoenix_Knightly23 I know you Came in with high hopes. Other chicks came in here too ready to simp

only @santamar got what I meant.