Let me tell you about how I got banned from Costco brehs.

[General Mills]

Let me start of by saying. . I LOVE Costco. I go there at least once a week. One of my highlights of my week is going there and moseying around.

I met this chick off POF in Jan. Cool breezy. . No kids. Good job. . . etc. . We went on two dates. .First took her out for lunch. .Second one we got some more grub and chalked it up at a park. Didnt hit or anything. . But she was on my list. . . . She calls me and tells me that her job is going to have her traveling out of state for the next year and she is sad cause she likes me or whatever.

I am like thanks for the heads up. Hit a brother back up when you get back in town. I had no interest in trying to do a long distance thing. And that was that. . . UNTIL. . .She hit your boy back up two weeks ago talking about they got her back in Jax for the foreseeable future. Do I want to hang out?

I am like hells yeah. . I already am thinking of Netflix and drinks. She says ok come to church with me this Sunday.

Church date is not on my agenda.


I dont go brehs. I just pull an no call no show. .


I ran into her last weekend at Costco. . And fukkery was afoot.

 

[Hades]

We in here.

 

[flea]

He's bike

 

[Tha Gawd Amen]

What you do to her at the Costco breh

 

[the cac mamba]

stop at the good part, brehs

 

[scarlxrd]

Damn, what did she say breh

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Tell her you muslim

 

[Lion-INI-spear222]

that cliffhanger brehs...

 

[Rich Spirit]

General Mills Chronicles back?

 

[BlackManLiveFromLondon]

what the hell OP

 

[General Mills]

I am cruising through Costco before I went to work. Planned on picking up some lunch and see what deals they got in Electronics. I been scoping out Tv's for a min brehs. . I want like a 60 Inch! So I stay in that section like .

Well I was breezing thru Costco when I hear her voice. . . I back up and she was in the chips aisle with these two lesbo chicks. Now. . . this is a crucial moment. . I could have just kept on going. . She did not see me. Anddddd. . . I did stand her up last weekend.

But nah. . What do I do. . I act like its all good. . I walk boldly up to her like Aiyoooooo!!! Whats good!?!?!?!?!!!



POF Chick - Heyyy you!!! I missed you on Sunday! Where were you??

Me - ( Now I know its all good. She is happy to see me. ) Oh my bad. I got called in to work. What are you ladies up too?

POF Chick - Just shopping. Andddd. you so should have came last Sunday! The sermon was so good!! So powerful!


Now there were two lesbo chicks with her. One butch. The other one not a butch. . But no lightweight either. The butch ones speaks up and says. .

Butch chick - Yeah. MY service was so good. You could really feel the Lord in the house. . .

Me - Your service??

Butch chick - Yes. . Mine. I am the pastor and my wife here is the first lady. .

Me -

 

[General Mills]

Im writing it as fast as I can brehs. lol

 

[Tha Gawd Amen]

the damn butch is the pastor


Please don't get your ass whooped by a god fearing lesbo

 

[Retired Account]

 

[Rigamortus]

And the chronicles continue