Let's talk about ass/thickness-detecting skills from a distance

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Was out earlier at the grocery store. Just finished loading up the food in the car, when I saw this long-haired lightskin thing in some shorts, walking in my direction from a distance

Couldn't see her face from afar, but I saw her legs and I was like ".............:leostare:.........I sense ass......."

So I just lingered around my car for a lil bit to buy time, acting like I was fixing up the groceries properly in the back seat even though I knew damn well everything was already in place. Then I sat in the driver's seat with the door open and my phone in my hand, acting like I was checking my texts or some shyt before starting the car.....whole time I was glancing at her as she was walking up, to see if the ass was fat

Then she finally got close enough.....:damn:

Face was barely a nickel.....bytch had no titties, no ass and very little thigh meat

I swear this bytch was shaped like like prime Pinky from like 100 feet away........:to:
 
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Had me on the edge of my seat,

I'm like a hawk with them shyts breh. :ohlawd:,

I see a phat ass & I'm ":shaq:",

Even when these broads try cover up for the winter :mjlol:, I'm getting my :takedat: on

#NoClarkKent :cape:
 
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I'm nearsighted. I can't see shyt from a distance.

Actually, it's because of this that I avoid trying to look at women from far away. Without glasses it looks like I'm trying to stare her down on some "There she go!" type shyt.
 
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I'm Billy FUCO!! said:
Was out earlier at the grocery store. Just finished loading up the food in the car, when I saw this long-haired lightskin thing in some shorts, walking in my direction from a distance

Couldn't see her face from afar, but I saw her legs and I was like ".............:leostare:.........I sense ass......."

So I just lingered around my car for a lil bit to buy time, acting like I was fixing up the groceries properly in the back seat even though I knew damn well everything was already in place. Then I sat in the driver's seat with the door open and my phone in my hand, acting like I was checking my texts or some shyt before starting the car.....whole time I was glancing at her as she was walking up, to see if the ass was fat

Then she finally got close enough.....:damn:

Face was barely a nickel.....bytch had no titties, no ass and very little thigh meat

I swear this bytch was shaped like like prime Pinky from like 100 feet away........:to:
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Brofato said:
I'm nearsighted. I can't see shyt from a distance.
Actually, it's because of this that I avoid trying to look at women from far away. Without glasses it looks like I'm trying to stare her down on some "There she go!" type shyt.
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word, that shyt will have you like

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Dooby said:
Let's not ruin the meme already. Please.
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Oh so the thread filled with them is ok but my one contribution is going over the top. Calm down this is a one time thing, I will keep the smiley tho
 
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KOOL-AID said:
Oh so the thread filled with them is ok but my one contribution is going over the top. Calm down this is a one time thing, I will keep the smiley tho
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Keep the smiley and your attempts at it to yourself please. :smile:
 
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