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My high school football coaches were all dikkheads. We won 90% of the time so the AD never said anything

My sisters high school basketball coach used to lock the gym doors so no one could see him go HAM all practice on them girls.
My sister sucked pretty bad but wasnt playing so my mom showed up to practice all week and banged on the door until he opened it and watched the whole practices.

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fukk coach Fox

  • Hid recruiting letters to our left guard, tackle, and running back until END of their senior year
  • Bailed out 2 months before my senior year citing "heart problems" just like urban meyer, took job at bumblefukk HS for more money a month later
  • Would make you run hills until at least one person puked, 100% of time
  • Was addicted to the VEER :martin:
  • Insisted on starting seasons vs Catholic Central, Country Day, and a fukking MUSKEGEON school, one year two were on the road which meant facing CC in the SILVERDOME and a road trip to fukking MUSKEGEON Reeths Puffer
  • When we got that work claimed it was unfair because they recruit NO shyt MOTHERfukkER
 

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My HS Coach was such a dikk head that 75% of the team quit

Plus he got suspended for a incident during a game

This same dude who coached my sister was coaching the dudes too. Had some real nikkas on the team that all quit and were about to put hands on him. He quit coaching dudes and went to girls and used to go HAM in practice and break clipboards during games.
 

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Sophomore year. He actually even wasn't the head or techinically an assistant coach .. we had a former alumni /college player and it was his first gig. But this Leroy Mofo was acting like he was the bead coach and couldn't even sit on the court side with us. Was literally behind us on the first bleacher coaching us :francis::mjlol:
 

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My high school football coach always wanted to run the ball with some CAC Knowing we had all state recievers and QB and TE (who is still in the league and has played 8+ years in the league now)
 

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Hitting and driving the 7 man all day on 90 degree August days in full pads :wow:

If someone jumped having everyone run a cross country (lap around the entire perimeter of the practice area) :wow:

Practice being 2 hours with at least one third of the being conditioning :wow:

Pegging the football at kids heads who fukked up :wow:

No wonder we only one 1 game my entire pre high school career :wow:
 

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my Juco coach the reason my hoop dreams stopped...nikka recruited me HEAVY to come to his juco i was gonna peel back to cali and go to santa monica for juco this nikka convinced me to stay in NC for juco saying he was gonna play me 40 mins a game, it was going to be me and my bro team (package deal) and whole bunch of other shyt about how he was connected to d1 coaches etc...wined and dined us the whole summer until we signed that LOI...we get to the school year and start practicing this nikka change up the whole shyt...bought in a nikka who played on word of god the year before with john and sucked him because he thought having someone from same school as john would give us prestige idk...anyway despite that I kill nikkas in every workout every practice and then we get to the official first game of the season and I wasnt in the starting lineup...I said cool im not a selfish nikka i know i can come off the bench and still get mine....NOPE...nikka would sub me in at the 12 min mark sub me out at 6 mins in the first half and second half i'd play maybe 8 minutes...this continued until one game i had enough we clashed during a timeout.. i lunged at him like i was gonna punch him, he got scared (was a cac) and told me to go to locker room i was done...it was an away game so i had to ride back with team...next day I get a TEXT while in class that says dont come to practice and that I was suspended Indefinitely...after that i said fukk hoops came home. shyt hurt but once a coach labels you as a head case ITS OVER...i was good enough to keep hooping somewhere else but every coach calls your previous coach during the process of a transfer and he would trash me every time and say i only had one year of eligblity left...blackballed me..

That coach died one morning jogging and came back to life last i heard...i dont wish nothing negative on nobody all ill say about that......
 

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my Juco coach the reason my hoop dreams stopped...nikka recruited me HEAVY to come to his juco i was gonna peel back to cali and go to santa monica for juco this nikka convinced me to stay in NC for juco saying he was gonna play me 40 mins a game, it was going to be me and my bro team (package deal) and whole bunch of other shyt about how he was connected to d1 coaches etc...wined and dined us the whole summer until we signed that LOI...we get to the school year and start practicing this nikka change up the whole shyt...bought in a nikka who played on word of god the year before with john and sucked him because he thought having someone from same school as john would give us prestige idk...anyway despite that I kill nikkas in every workout every practice and then we get to the official first game of the season and I wasnt in the starting lineup...I said cool im not a selfish nikka i know i can come off the bench and still get mine....NOPE...nikka would sub me in at the 12 min mark sub me out at 6 mins in the first half and second half i'd play maybe 8 minutes...this continued until one game i had enough we clashed during a timeout.. i lunged at him like i was gonna punch him, he got scared (was a cac) and told me to go to locker room i was done...it was an away game so i had to ride back with team...next day I get a TEXT while in class that says dont come to practice and that I was suspended Indefinitely...after that i said fukk hoops came home. shyt hurt but once a coach labels you as a head case ITS OVER...i was good enough to keep hooping somewhere else but every coach calls your previous coach during the process of a transfer and he would trash me every time and say i only had one year of eligblity left...blackballed me..

That coach died one morning jogging and came back to life last i heard...i dont wish nothing negative on nobody all ill say about that......


Damn :mjcry:

And people wonder why the white man keeping us down.
 
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