Let's talk about how DC got the worst barbers in America

[#1 pick]

I been everywhere, been cut up from Vidalia, GA, Columbus, GA, Lafayette, LA, Cumberland Mall in SW Atlanta, college nikkas who only had a razor, etc. I never had more bad hair cuts not to mention overpriced as well than in Washington DC. In Virginia which is where I go now, all the barbers mainly suck, the ones I use is just average at best and below average most of the time. In DC, these nikkas cut hair like it's alien. The worst. In Maryland, man, these nikkas top tier awful, I went to this Barber in the Bowie Town Center and he had a nikka looking like Dede from my Brother and Me my shyt was so bad.

I had several good cuts in Bowie by Buffalo Wild Wings and next to Chipotle. All of them got skills and they use the hot towel and use a razor well but they charge like 40 a head. That's pricey. The best is this Barber who is a Filipino woman. I forgot her name but she's nice with the skills and you gotta schedule an appointment for her. Then they got my homie John Wall who is nice with the Clippers as well. He looks just like him.

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

My DC barber top tier

He the only one who can turn this F&S hairline into somethin respectable.

Sometimes, I look in the mirror after the cut like thinking my line back then I realize it's just a good illusion and 2 weeks later my F&Sness is back.

Been with him 6 yrs.

Cumberland Mall is NW ATL btw.

My worst haircut was in a Rio de Janeiro favela.

Should have known he was gonna push me back when he said he ain't used to cutting my type of hair

 

[Paradise]

I been everywhere, been cut up from Vidalia, GA, Columbus, GA, Lafayette, LA, Cumberland Mall in SW Atlanta, college nikkas who only had a razor, etc. I never had more bad hair cuts not to mention overpriced as well than in Washington DC. In Virginia which is where I go now, all the barbers mainly suck, the ones I use is just average at best and below average most of the time. In DC, these nikkas cut hair like it's alien. The worst. In Maryland, man, these nikkas top tier awful, I went to this Barber in the Bowie Town Center and he had a nikka looking like Dede from my Brother and Me my shyt was so bad.

I had several good cuts in Bowie by Buffalo Wild Wings and next to Chipotle. All of them got skills and they use the hot towel and use a razor well but they charge like 40 a head. That's pricey. The best is this Barber who is a Filipino woman. I forgot her name but she's nice with the skills and you gotta schedule an appointment for her. Then they got my homie John Wall who is nice with the Clippers as well. He looks just like him.

He gave you a Cool Dr. Money hair cut huh? I'm sorta glad I'm a woman and I don't have to worry about dikk on the back and over priced hair cuts.

But hairdressers can be just as bad... that is why I do my own hair. If my hair is f'ed up I can blame me.

 

[10:31]

I been everywhere, been cut up from Vidalia, GA, Columbus, GA, Lafayette, LA, Cumberland Mall in SW Atlanta, college nikkas who only had a razor, etc. I never had more bad hair cuts not to mention overpriced as well than in Washington DC. In Virginia which is where I go now, all the barbers mainly suck, the ones I use is just average at best and below average most of the time. In DC, these nikkas cut hair like it's alien. The worst. In Maryland, man, these nikkas top tier awful, I went to this Barber in the Bowie Town Center and he had a nikka looking like Dede from my Brother and Me my shyt was so bad.

I had several good cuts in Bowie by Buffalo Wild Wings and next to Chipotle. All of them got skills and they use the hot towel and use a razor well but they charge like 40 a head. That's pricey. The best is this Barber who is a Filipino woman. I forgot her name but she's nice with the skills and you gotta schedule an appointment for her. Then they got my homie John Wall who is nice with the Clippers as well. He looks just like him.

breh...

They pride themselves on getting you out the chair ASAP that's the underlying issue to the lack of quality in their cuts plus they taxing....

you got to ATL or NC those barbers are taking their time on your head. You get out the chair feeling like a new nikka..

 

[#1 pick]

My DC barber top tier

He the only one who can turn this F&S hairline into somethin respectable.

Sometimes, I look in the mirror after the cut like thinking my line back then I realize it's just a good illusion and 2 weeks later my F&Sness is back.

Been with him 6 yrs.

Cumberland Mall is NW ATL btw.

My worst haircut was in a Rio de Janeiro favela.

Should have known he was gonna push me back when he said he ain't used to cutting my type of hair

I meant Greenbriar by Cascade.

Who's your barber? What does he charge?

 

[10:31]

Best Barber in DC (hands down). For you DC brehs or MD brehs (not Bmore.. PG southern MD brehs)



You're welcome.

Book an appointment online with LiL MaN | StyleSeat

Pas a nikka some Rep (put some Rep on my name)

@Qohelet @ice cold perm

 

[#1 pick]

Best Barber in DC (hands down). For you DC brehs or MD brehs (not Bmore.. PG southern MD brehs)



You're welcome.

Book an appointment online with LiL MaN | StyleSeat

Pas a nikka some Rep (put some Rep on my name)

@Qohelet @ice cold perm

Umm, I make sure to remember this when reps is back

 

[10:31]

Umm, I make sure to remember this when reps is back

He only takes appointments so all that "I need a quick shape up... breh you got me shyt" isn't going to cut it

so download that style seat app and eat!

 

[Banned Account12]

LOL

 

[DMVLeGenD]

I had several good cuts in Bowie by Buffalo Wild Wings and next to Chipotle. All of them got skills and they use the hot towel and use a razor well but they charge like 40 a head. That's pricey. The best is this Barber who is a Filipino woman. I forgot her name but she's nice with the skills and you gotta schedule an appointment for her. Then they got my homie John Wall who is nice with the Clippers as well. He looks just like him.

You talking about NStyle?

 

[Stuntone]

I've tried at least 50 different barbers in my 10 year in DC. I just fukk my own head up for free now.




OP is right.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Nah I got my haircut all over Boston when I lived there


them nikkas cant cut for shyt