Libra, And My Name Is Charles - Official Arsenal v. Fulham MBM Thread

[Roaden Polynice]

Channel: NBC sports, or any illegal stream

Where: Emirates Stadium

When: 1-18-14

How: Two days before the actual match

Why: Arsenal were scheduled a match on January the 18th of the year 2014

But really, why?: I dunno, I have no answer for why sports exist or why we are on this planet.

So?: I dunno

Eeenie meenie mineey: Mo

Anal?:

Biggest Arsenal fan: Mo

Any word on Diaby: Sprained toe

Overrated movie?: Memento

And so on and so forth :ffs:

 

[mastermind]

Arsenal 3-0, but Deuce has a great match and is let down by the trash around him.


Overrated Movie?: King of New York. The movie is legit garbage.

Haircut?: Probably tomorrow.

Chamakh: Greasy

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Alright m8s everyone comfy?

Everyone comfy?

Are you smoking? Who is smoking? WHO BEEN PUTTING THEIR KOOLS OUT ON M Y FLO?!!

I SAID WHO BEEN PUTTING THEIR KOOLS OUT ON MY FLO!?!?

ANYWAY

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Arsenal begin stroking the ball about nicely

Parker piroutte count: 0

 

[Liu Kang]

3/1 for Le Arse.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Cazorla twists and turns right outside the area and fashions a shot which Piroutte P takes right in the groin, bravely I'd say.

Cazorla has such tiny feet yet they are mallets in their own right, and pack quite a punch.

And the MBM is off to a good start, talking about a Spaniards tiny feet.

Good job everyone.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Fulham has a nice attack beginning with Berbatov who passing the ball out wide and Fulham break down the right and get a corner which comes to nought.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Each team have had a decent amount of the ball, softly sparring but no full on attacks, a bit like your dad with his partner every weekend.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Parker takes out Jack "little c*nt" Wilshere right outside the Arsenal box.

Free kick to Arsenal but no booking for Piroutte P.

Ozil hits it right into the wall.

 

[Duvali]

nbcsports is fukkin up, i cant see shyt

 

[Roaden Polynice]

nbcsports is fukkin up, i cant see shyt

Shame.

Gnabry and Olivier "Making Cocks Hard Since 86" Giroud play a neat 1-2 which inevitably ends with Giroud attempting a ludicrous (for him) curl into the stands.

I'll stop making up nicknames now. That one was actually sorta gross.

 

[dennis roadman]

sidwell the GOAT also-ran

chesney the GOAT country singer/keeper

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Fulham put together a decent attack down the left.

Arsenal seem to not have really woken up yet.

Berba smooth crosses and Sidwell attempts a volley

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Fulham have been impressive to be honest, cutting through the Arsenal midfield at times with alarming ease, mostly down Nacho's side.

Dejagah is upended in the fulham box while through on goal but everyone and their mom saw that that would've been soft.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Arsenal have been playing like utter shyt. Let's just put that on the table right now.

As a result Fulham have been growing in confidence, jinking runs on either flank, dinks and no look passes, Berbarotica being the main culprit.

Which as a bottom table side you're strictly forbidden to do.