Lies Adults Told You As A Child

[Mr. Somebody]

Add on, friends.

 

[Lana Kane]

My mom said babies came out of belly buttons, I actually thought that was the case until grade 6

 

[the cac mamba]

some adults told me that there was a being in the sky called 'god' that created us, and he would punish me if i didnt do what he told us

then i grew the fukk up

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Why the fukk would you tell your kids any of this shyt?

 

[Big Skilly Films]

i remember my uncle told me "once your batteries die put them in the freezer for 2 hrs and they brand new again" i really beleived that shyt

 

[tonyclifton]

at the last one

my kids call my beer papa juice

my rents used to tell me the cops were gonna take me to jail whenever i did something bad. been nervous as fukk of cops ever since.

 

[yo moms]

my stepdad told me he was just trying to get the boogers out of my a$$hole with his "booger stick".

 

[Steve Piffler]

mommy told me that if i was nice to girls and just be myself, that they would like me. what a crock of shyt....

 

[RammerJammer]

my stepdad told me he was just trying to get the boogers out of my @sshole with his "booger stick".

Da Fuq I just read?

 

[yo moms]

Da Fuq I just read?

he told me mommy doesnt need to know about my a$$hole boogers

 

[Texas2step]

Mommy told me I was allergic to cigarettes and drugs and I would die if I use them. It wasn't until my Senior year in High School that I realized it was bullshyt. I got sick at school and went to the nurse. She ask what I was allergic to and I said "cigarettes and drugs" and she in my face then I was like momma lied to me but it kept me away tho

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Mommy told me I was allergic to cigarettes and drugs and I would die if I use them. It wasn't until my Senior year in High School that I realized it was bullshyt. I got sick at school and went to the nurse. She ask what I was allergic to and I said "cigarettes and drugs" and she in my face then I was like momma lied to me but it kept me away tho

But cigarettes and drugs will kill you, friend. Your mother really loved you.

I was told the world was black and white before color tv.

 

[blackzeus]

Not my parents, but an older cousin told me if I didn't brush my teeth at night I'd get roaches in my mouth. Needless to say I brushed every night religiously

 

[babylon1]

that people were concerned with fairness

 

[froggle]

my stepdad told me he was just trying to get the boogers out of my @sshole with his "booger stick".

eh another gay and they want to talk about gays being gay in the womb