Lies you've told so that you could hangup the phone on someone

Kings County

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u know u be having those convos u tired of talking to someone u lie to get off


"im bout to sleep"

(me talking to myself) "mom why u wanna use my phone whats wrong with yours?"
me to girl on phone: ill call u back beautiful my mom tripping wanna use my phone to make a call :dead:


my shyt about to die and i cant find the charger ill call u later :smugbiden:
 
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I'm getting sleepy, so i'll call you back when i get off work tomorrow mourning.

*When i get off* *rinnnnnnnnnng*

Me:Hello

Her: What's up? you off work?

Me: Nah i'm working overtime, i'll call you back.

Her: Ok :upsetfavre:
 

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*music plays in background*

lemme get off the phone the cops might be bout to pull me over

:troll: i aint even in a car
 

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In the middle of Convo

"Wait..hold up for a sec"

Stays quiet for 15 seconds

"fukk.. Aye my mom wants me to go do something, ima just text you aight?"
 

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I'm getting sleepy, so i'll call you back when i get off work tomorrow mourning.

*When i get off* *rinnnnnnnnnng*

Me:Hello

Her: What's up? you off work?

Me: Nah i'm working overtime, i'll call you back.

Her: Ok :upsetfavre:

*music plays in background*

lemme get off the phone the cops might be bout to pull me over

:troll: i aint even in a car
:dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead:
 

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I just hang up mid sentence and then turn off my phone for about 15 minutes and pretend my battery died.
Only fools call back.
 

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*music plays in background*

lemme get off the phone the cops might be bout to pull me over

:troll: i aint even in a car

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damn..y'all styling on these hoes....I thought i was the only one who did this
 

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:dead: I actually had one of these......

*Presses the crying baby button*
Me: *Sigh* Aye lemme call you back....my cousin got me babysitting and he just woke up :to:
Them: :russ::umad: Damn, you ain't gone get no sleep tonight. Sucks to be you!!!
Me: :snoop: Man I know....Bye. *Click*
 

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my cuzzo once did this girl dirty twice in an hour span...first excuse was he was losing reception and this dude was on the phone pretending like the call was breaking up and making awkward pauses in between words and then eventually hit end call.

we all in the background dying laughing :russ:

chick called back about 15 minutes later and he told her he was hopping in the shower...dude went in the bathroom turned the shower on and said bye. :dead:

yes, this dumb broad ended up calling again later. :snoop:
 
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:dead: I actually had one of these......

*Presses the crying baby button*
Me: *Sigh* Aye lemme call you back....my cousin got me babysitting and he just woke up :to:
Them: :russ::umad: Damn, you ain't gone get no sleep tonight. Sucks to be you!!!
Me: :snoop: Man I know....Bye. *Click*
Now that's just pathetic.
 
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