life is crazy

[whknorth]

u can get brutally beaten up.

u driving or in a car and then bam some truck hits u and u die instantly and now theres no one to take care of your pet platypus.

u tell a homeless person outside the gas station that u dont have money and he stabs u 27 times and the witnesses don't do a thing except record with their new iPhones in hd and den u become a thread on the coli.

get shot up in the mall restroom by a disgruntled white teen.

 

[Swirv]

The people in life are crazy breh.

 

[TL15]

Your body can turn on you for no "known reason" and kill you

 

[Lootpack]

Wow, I am shocked at all this evil that occurs in the world!

 

[FrederickDouglas]

You could be jogging and get attacked by a pit bull who bites your nuts off

You could be driving over a bridge that collapses and drown in a frozen lake

You could be fondled by a priest and become an atheist vigilante who murders religious authority figures

 

[whknorth]

u order up some tcheyenees food and that general tsos chicken gives u a brain eating amoeba and den u go crazy and den u jump in front of a train and die.

 

[wet landscapes]

there's nothing that can't happen