Life Is So Ironic Sometimes: Found Out The Chick I’ve Been Smashing Is Illegal

[Illuminatos]

You can’t make this up. wow:
Met this chick on Hinge last year. She was in Maine but I didn’t realize until a few days of texting her but I was feeling her so I kept talking. Eventually found out she was from Jamaica and moved here early last year. She left her job and moved to Connecticut late November so we see each other every weekend now.

She dropped a bomb on me not too long ago that her Visa expired which I had kind of had in the back of my mind because I was wondering how tf she got American citizenship in 2025 when ICE was out packing these folks up.

I told her she’s non-FBA so she it’s possible she could get packed up by ICE so she needs to watch out and be careful especially when she gets off Grand Central Station to meet me in NYC.

I’ll be honest she’s bad as hell and she’s from Jamaica like my family so if we’re still together at the end of the year I might consider marrying her and helping her get her papers. I just need to program any potential tether tendencies from Jamaica out of her and get her on code.

 

[West Coast Avenger]

Bruh..... .....you have some of the worst luck with p*ssy.....

 

[Illuminatos]

Bruh..... .....you have some of the worst luck with p*ssy.....

I swear it’s these dating apps. You never know what you’re gonna get.

 

[LevelUp]

Bruh..... .....you have some of the worst luck with p*ssy.....

 

[Shysty]

Shiyat let it play out

If you like her then play it through. Years down the line you marry her and she goochie. If she get caught up with ICE in between you can play the field until she figures out how to get back.

If you end up not liking her, you can break it off. If for whatever reason she become crazy stalker you can always threaten to call ICE.

I don't see the issue here

 

[KingsOfKings]

Bruh..... .....you have some of the worst luck with p*ssy.....

All the time.

 

[MajesticLion]

Duckworth believes.

 

[Illuminatos]

Duckworth believes.

 

[JulesMusic719]

I see u already dry snitching on her...

 

[Silver Surfer]

Is Hinge a good app?

Bumble has been trash recently

 

[The BasedFather]

I’d tell her I need 10% of all her checks or I’m calling those folks. Need slop top every time we link up


Nah, hopefully she straight. She really could get wrangled up and sent to some facility which is crazy. She’s on borrowed time. Better get her ducks in order. Be careful being out with her if she gets jammed up.

 

[Illuminatos]

Is Hinge a good app?

Bumble has been trash recently

Hinge has the best quality women by far but my algorithm was cooked because I wasn’t getting any matches until I got premium. When I got premium it gave me priority likes and I got overwhelmed by the amount of matches I was getting.

I’d tell her I need 10% of all her checks or I’m calling those folks. Need slop top every time we link up


Nah, hopefully she straight. She really could get wrangled up and sent to some facility which is crazy. She’s on borrowed time. Better get her ducks in order. Be careful being out with her if she gets jammed up.

shyt we went mini-golfing in the city yesterday and I was tense the entire time. I wouldn’t let her talk to anyone.

 

[LuuqMaan]

I’m assuming she told you in hopes you would ‘marry’ her for her to stay

 

[BangBike]

She got kids in Jamaica..

 

[Illuminatos]

She got kids in Jamaica..

Chill she’s not Dominican now.
Plus that body is still nice and tight. Definitely no kids.