Life Lessons From Professional Wrestling

[Lo-Co]

Randy Orton taught me if I didn't like the military, just leave

Vince McMahon taught me how to fake my death

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

life's a bytch, then you die.

 

[puppetmaster]

No matter what you did to me or my family, no matter how bad it was


When I submit or pin you 1, 2, 3.

Our conflict is OVER.

 

[Silkk]

No matter what you did to me or my family, no matter how bad it was

OR we can always be friends again

Or the end of this shyt Makes NO fukkING SENSE

 

[Kinguno]

Just make sure you go over

 

[Box Cutta]

if your over 7 feet tall, you can't teach that.

Also, being like 6'8/6'9 is 7 Feet tall.

 

[BrehWyatt]

If you work at a place where no one can legitimately whoop your ass, you have the right to be paid the most, the right to set your own schedule, and the right to an advocate.