Lipstick Alley Chick Wants A Tatted Square, Freaky, Educated Wealthy Breh :mjlol:

[African Peasant]

I know the type of cats she's looking for.
Her chance would've been higher if she was white.

 

[Hovsta]

She want a hood nikka, hipster, rich nerd fusion. I swear is she ain’t a least a 8 universal....

 

[StickStickly]

It will never go mainstream unfortunately.


Men aren't wired like women.

Most men just want a chick who can cook a decent meal and has good p*ssy..... Mens standards are embarrassingly low.

Which is probably why a lot of them are sympathetic towards cheating. They have no standards and don’t know what they want, but won’t leave the girl they have because at the very least she has sex with them and cooks chicken at night and eggs in the morning which feels comfortable. He winds up feeling bored because they never truly vibed and she winds up feeling used for superficial things a maid could do.

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

shorty wants to date Jamie St. Patrick

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

funny part is shes describing me except the square part i just like square shyt
but the logic

Shut yo square ass up

 

[Kairi Irving]

She want a hood nikka, hipster, rich nerd fusion. I swear is she ain’t a least a 8 universal....

She prob fat

 

[Another Man]

Anytime a chick starts listing attributes she wants in a man like some perks in a created character, 9/10 shes trash that thinks shes a catch somehow

 

[Phitz]

I heard of this and some of those women mess with men who they consider "not on their level" cuz of their desperation, overly high standards or simply cuz they attracted to the looks (may be looks mixed with game, body and confidence) and sex. The issue is when the sex is over....they still gotta deal with the brokeness, aintshytness, or lack of drive and luck that these dudes have. Point is that its hard to find that perfect or near perfect package. Hell I want a K Michelle in a doctor coat with the stethoscope around her neck and heels on who is very feminine and submissive and a freak in the sheets and loyal and can cook her azz off..but lets be real....how easy it is to find that perfect sista.

Funny, reminds me of a thread from way back with a single doctor that had some posters on here questioning why she is so single and something must be wrong with her if her male friends are trying to help her find a man.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

You know if I put on some Boondocks and Aqua Teen Hunger Force, that ass would be nestled right up on a nikka watching right along.

Oh I don't front on my weirdness. Me and my daddy up to date on Ancient Magus Bride and we just finished watching Juni Taisen: the Zodiac War.
But this chick is weird for thinking watching anime makes u not edgy or whatever she's saying.

I actually kinda wanna know exactly what she means by edgy. People have this strange idea that if u like some stuff, u can't be anything else.

Lmao! She might be missing out on some good geeky long strokes.

 

[Kings County]

Shut yo square ass up

i break jaws too

 

[The M.I.C.]

Oh I don't front on my weirdness. Me and my daddy up to date on Ancient Magus Bride and we just finished watching Juni Taisen: the Zodiac War.
But this chick is weird for thinking watching anime makes u not edgy or whatever she's saying.

I actually kinda wanna know exactly what she means by edgy. People have this strange idea that if u like some stuff, u can't be anything else.

Lmao! She might be missing out on some good geeky long strokes.

The beautiful gems that be hiding in this city

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Sounds like how most coli posters describe themselves. I dont see a problem here

U ain't right

 

[The M.I.C.]

Shut yo square ass up

i break jaws too

 

[SheWantTheD]

It will never go mainstream unfortunately.


Men aren't wired like women.

Most men just want a chick who can cook a decent meal and has good p*ssy..... Mens standards are embarrassingly low.

Stop this nonsense. The only standards that are of true substance are those like morals, character, discipline, responsibility, ones own ability to take care of themselves, etc.

The same amount of women that don't have standards is the same amount for men who lack standards. If women had standards like you so claim, then they wouldn't stay in dysfunctional relationships, go back to a man who has cheated on them, verbally, emotionally and physically abused them etc.

Women are the ones that don't mind getting with men who are known players. Most men ain't trying to cuff women that are known whores. This is why many women put up the facade as if they aren't out here having sex, have never cheated, messed with a taken/married man, that they are innocent, prude and pure etc.

If men didn't have standards then women wouldn't put up a facade, be dishonest, and play games when dating and in relationships.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

i break jaws too

U that square thug hybrid shawty looking for