List the top five GOAT/WOAT sellers of all time

[The G.O.D II]

GOAT
1) Ricky Morton
2) Ric Flair
3) Curt Henning
4) Macho Man
5) HBK

WOAT
1) Road Warriors(esp Hawk)
2) Goldberg
3) Cena
4) Hogan
5) Mongo McMichaels

 

[Riley Escobar]

Best: Flair, Perfect, HBK, Flair, Bret (never really saw Morton but by all accounts he was piff so I'll put him as a bonus)

Worst: Giant Gonzales, Khali, British Bulldog, Hogan, Warrior (bonus Goldberg)

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

I remember one of these dudes popped right up after RVD pinned him that time on Raw. Like he was up on three and a half

 

[The G.O.D II]

Best: Flair, Perfect, HBK, Flair, Bret (never really saw Morton but by all accounts he was piff so I'll put him as a bonus)

Worst: Giant Gonzales, Khali, British Bulldog, Hogan, Warrior (bonus Goldberg)

Yea, I think I would put Hart in for HBK. HBK got a little silly with it sometimes. Morton is the GOAT seller and the architect of modern tag wrestler where the babyface would get fukked up forever before making the hot tag

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Ricky Morton getting shine on here That dude made you believe je was gettin that WORK in 95% of the R&R Express matches[DOUBLEPOST=1397687423][/DOUBLEPOST]

I remember one of these dudes popped right up after RVD pinned him that time on Raw. Like he was up on three and a half

I remember that. Hawk got up and then pointed at him like poppin shyt up the ramp. I legit had the face after

 

[Riley Escobar]

Yea, I think I would put Hart in for HBK. HBK got a little silly with it sometimes. Morton is the GOAT seller and the architect of modern tag wrestler where the babyface would get fukked up forever before making the hot tag

Yeah I remember Austin, Jericho, Foley etc all waxing lyrical about him, dude making women in the crowd cry and shyt

 

[Norrin Radd]

Rock gets an honorable mention simply for his Stunner sells.

D-Von Dudley used to flop around like a fish too.

 

[The G.O.D II]

Ricky Morton getting shine on here That dude made you believe je was gettin that WORK in 95% of the R&R Express matches[DOUBLEPOST=1397687423][/DOUBLEPOST]

Yea the Andersons use to beat the fukk outta him. Even tho it was a work you would be watching like

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Yeah I remember Austin, Jericho, Foley etc all waxing lyrical about him, dude making women in the crowd cry and shyt

The RnR express were the original Hardy's. Southern fat girl loved Morton mullet and Gibson hairy ass chest. Its hilarious considering they look like shyt today. Morton literally looks like a parody of 80s hair band.[DOUBLEPOST=1397689692][/DOUBLEPOST]

Rock gets an honorable mention simply for his Stunner sells.

D-Von Dudley used to flop around like a fish too.

Naw Rock was a clown overseller.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Goat: Undertaker, Flair, Perfect, Macho Man, HBK

woat: Khali, Giant Gonzales, Goldberg, Warrior, Hogan

 

[Mr. Negative]

Ricky Morton getting shine on here That dude made you believe je was gettin that WORK in 95% of the R&R Express matches

cause he was. 95% of the whole match.

 

[puppetmaster]

- Randy Savage because I thought he was suffering debilitating injuries in every match

- Ricky Morton, the Anderson's used to use that dude as a punching bag and made you feel legit

- Terry Funk had great expression and came across like that crazy old man that wouldn't stay down kinda made getting your ass whooped look fun if that's possible.

- Jeff Hardy, regardless of how u feel about his psychology dude made people especially women and kids hold their breath hoping he wouldn't die on em when he was getting the beats or when he climbed something

- no bias but Sting doesn't get fair mention with selling. He had great expressions and had the boxer trying to hang on while on rubber legs stagger down pat in his prime.


WOAT

Roadwarriors- fave team of all time but damn

Vince- he's fun to watch get beat up but it sure ain't pretty to watch

Kevin Nash- pro'ally because he's such a big guy he always looked odd when on the defensive to me.

Goldberg- by the end of his career he started to get the basics but he's lucky he was so explosive in the beginning so he could hide his flaws.


-P-

 

[CM_Burns]

Goldberg just doesn't sell much, I can't really remember him selling in stupid looking ways though.

Worst sellers:

1.Vince- it's planned that way, but everything looks terrible and carnival like

2.Cena- he can still have good matches, but I just think of that Nexus match where he was dead on the outside, got a brust of energy to jump in the ring, then died again

3.Warrior- RIP but he couldn't sell well. Not just that he didn't, when he did it didn't look good.


It' hard to say who the best is because there's selling and bumping. So Jeff hardy might have no psychology in his matches and not really "sell" but makes it look like big moves kill him.

Off top, HHH is great at selling and bumping for his size

 

[The G.O.D II]

Goldberg always had a stupid, blank look on his face selling. Every offensive move on him he would just shake hes head and stare. Never showed emotion or anything. Big E does the same shyt also. I really can't put big guys like Khali or Giant Gonzalez in the worst because their characters were suppose to be huge, impregnable to pain monsters. Cena is tough because he sells, but the physchology of his matches sometimes makes no sense whatsoever. That one match at SS 10 were he got DDT on concrete and beat 2 men sec later was just come on.

 

[Alexander The Great]

Bret Hart
Macho Man
Randy Orton
The Rock

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

best

SAVAGE
Bret
HBK
DDP
RVD

Worst:
HERCULES [THE ABSOLUTE GOAT non-seller]
Bruiser Brody (who else has seen the video where he COMPLETELY no sells luger, in a steel cage, and luger gets SCARED AS HELL)
WARLORD
Hawk
Goldberg