List things you're embarrassed about...

[Busted_Toes]

List Things your embarrassed about...


- I'm a grown azz man and I can't use self checkout.

- I liked to get stepped on to start, she sit on a bed and i'm sprawled on the floor(on carpet of course). Then she walk all over my back (barefoot of course). I'm building up strength to turn over.

- I wear an All Day Stretcher everyday after work. aka dikk Yoga. Got to keep my dikk loose and athletic for the shenanigans.

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

I’m not good at public speaking

 

[Tres Leches]

I’m not good at public speaking

Same

Also my hairline

 

[Dont@Me]

You.

 

[Busted_Toes]

I can list porn stars like a stream of consciousness

 

[Busted_Toes]

I’m not good at public speaking

go to toastmasters. I tried but I got a random erection, too embarrassed to go back.

 

[jdubnyce]

Can't tread water or float, barely swim

go to toastmasters. I tried but I got a random erection, too embarrassed to go back.

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

OP, I’m embarrassed you don’t know the difference between your and you’re.

I’m also embarrassed you’re trying to stretch your meat an extra inch on company time.



Get your life together.

 

[old pig]

nothing…I’m shameless.

 

[Busted_Toes]

OP, I’m embarrassed you don’t know the difference between your and you’re.

I’m also embarrassed you’re trying to stretch your meat an extra inch on company time.



Get your life together.

After work. the device is too futuristic to wear in the office.

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

After work. the device is too futuristic to wear in the office.

Breh got a long dong 3000.



Man tryna be brickzilla.

 

[Busted_Toes]

Breh got a long dong 3000.



Man tryna be brickzilla.

It has gears and an intricate pulley system. Science >>>

 

[Why-Fi]

i have hair in my nose. i was mad cool with wearing masks this past few years

 

[Breh Obama]

Sleeping with OPs mom

 

[Kasgoinjail]

I have really skinny fingers my bro calls me skelator

I sit here and wonder sometimes, if a man ever proposes to me, will this affect my joy