Litmus Test To See If You're Truly In Love

BocaRear

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A foolproof scientific way of seeing if you REALLY TRULY are in love with a woman is,
cracking out the johnsons baby lotion
grabbing a handful of tissues,
Selecting the baddest video on shesfreaky,
Then beat your meat,

IF after post nut clarity you aren't repulsed by the idea of spending a second with that woman, then you're in love with that woman :ufdup:

I cannot tell you nikkas the amount of times I've almost spent money on taking a bytch out, then beat my meat and was like ":heh: the fukk am I thinking"

Or the amount of times I was about to hit an ugly bytch with a late night text then beat my meat like "thank god I didn't text that bytch :damn:"

Beat your dikk brehs. It could potentially save you from fukking no good trifling women, a lifetime of child support and std's. Also it keeps your wallet looking healthy. It provides a mental clarity like no other :banderas:
 

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Ever have a bunch of videos and pics lined up to jack off to but bust off to some shytty video by mistake? Then as your exciting the tabs, you see a video loading and you see your face in it? That post nut clarity can give you an intro to philosophy class asking the big questions in life. :mjlol:
 

BocaRear

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Ever have a bunch of videos and pics lined up to jack off to but bust off to some shytty video by mistake? Then as your exciting the tabs, you see a video loading and you see your face in it? That post nut clarity can give you an intro to philosophy class asking the big questions in life. :mjlol:

When you see your reflection you go from


":shaq:"


to


":shaq22:"


real quick:dead:
 

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It's never that serious. :francis: Post nut clarity is a myth anyway. When u bust a nut you throw all the goodies that make you a man away into that tissue paper. Of course you're not gonna wanna spend time with a woman, there's no drive, you're spent. Keep fapping though brehs, that just leaves more women out here for me to fukk :blessed:
 

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This don't make sense. I'm never repulsed after I nut cause I actually fukk attractive bytches .

what type of bytches you fukking that make you :scust: afterwards
 
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A foolproof scientific way of seeing if you REALLY TRULY are in love with a woman is,
cracking out the johnsons baby lotion
grabbing a handful of tissues,
Selecting the baddest video on shesfreaky,
Then beat your meat,

IF after post nut clarity you aren't repulsed by the idea of spending a second with that woman, then you're in love with that woman :ufdup:

I cannot tell you nikkas the amount of times I've almost spent money on taking a bytch out, then beat my meat and was like ":heh: the fukk am I thinking"

Or the amount of times I was about to hit an ugly bytch with a late night text then beat my meat like "thank god I didn't text that bytch :damn:"

Beat your dikk brehs. It could potentially save you from fukking no good trifling women, a lifetime of child support and std's. Also it keeps your wallet looking healthy. It provides a mental clarity like no other :banderas:
The realness right chea :wow:
 
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