LMAO at chicks talking bout they celibate

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These females feelin used and abused so they go and put themselves on a sex time out
:russ:

Knowing damn well all it takes is the right situation and dem drawls will slide right off :youngsabo:
 
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ManMade said:
These females feelin used and abused so they go and put themselves on a sex time out
:russ:

Knowing damn well all it takes is the right situation and dem drawls will slide right off :youngsabo:
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Right?

This chick I used to know... she got ran thru by some different scummy nikka every_damn_week breh I shyt you not. She was one of these church-going hoes. Anyway we meet up for drinks at one point and she tells me that she's celibate. I wasn't hitting anyway so I let her have it. Asked her "Do you want an award for not sucking dikk for x number of days?" Told her that "Nuns are celibate, you're just single." etc etc etc....

She didn't care to hear that.

She called me I think two weeks later from Atlanta. Said she went to see some dude (a musician I think) talking about how she should have listened, how this dude didn't really like her and shyt and how she needs to turn her life around.

:rudy:
 
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All it really means is they fukked so many people that it bores them now and they are so disgusted with themselves that they need a break. People who are celibate for reasons differently than that don't have to announce being celibate.
 
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That and the whole born again christian shyt. Knew a girl who was into all kinds of drugs and wa getting smutted out in san fran. She wanted to change so became "born again" and celibate :rudy: ho who you fooling!
 
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BlvdBrawler said:
Right?

This chick I used to know... she got ran thru by some different scummy nikka every_damn_week breh I shyt you not. She was one of these church-going hoes. Anyway we meet up for drinks at one point and she tells me that she's celibate. I wasn't hitting anyway so I let her have it. Asked her "Do you want an award for not sucking dikk for x number of days?" Told her that "Nuns are celibate, you're just single." etc etc etc....

She didn't care to hear that.

She called me I think two weeks later from Atlanta. Said she went to see some dude (a musician I think) talking about how she should have listened, how this dude didn't really like her and shyt and how she needs to turn her life around.

:rudy:
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:ohhh:....... can't wait to use that line.
 
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Why do people have to say they're celibate? Why can't they just not have secks? Why is there a name for it.
 
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I remember meeting this check down at the harbor last year. She was cute and older than me (26). We were chillin with mutual friends. A conversation about sex came up, and she IMMEDIATELY said she was celibate.

I was like :manny:

Kinda weird when people just announce it. It kind of makes it meaningless.

Anyways, when my homegirl was driving me to her place, later, she told me that the girl has 4 kids from 4 different dudes.

I was :dead: laughin at that shyt the whole way home. :laff:

I bet she told that celibate shyt to all 4 of her babydaddys too. :russ:

Then again, maybe having so many kids is the reason she doesn't wanna knock boots anymore. :yeshrug:

Either way, shyt is wild.
 
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