lol at the only woman who has hit on you in the past month be the retarded girl at work who has to have a social worker with her at all times
Buh-buh, back in middle school they always used to say
"First is the worst
Second is the best."
Maybe there is a reason mostly girls recited that rhyme![]()

@ not being able to go into a corner, during a rough day, and cry like tomorrow is a rumor.
@ being emotionally invested in the performance of professional sports teams.Lol @ going to work all month to get a fair paycheque only to see your friends making more money off hustling
Lol @ getting chastised for not smoking weed
Lol @ tricking yourself into believing she's a good girl only to find out she getting her back blown out by gold teeth having hooligans while your sending heremojis from work
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LOL at white people randomly asking you if they can buy some weed![]()
LOL @ spending your entire fukk session trying NOT to bust![]()
LOL at texting your ex a novel and then her hitting you back with the "K"![]()

LOL at being a brehette...
lol at knowing that you'reand your prime is done when you are in your 30s
lol at passing up a good guy in your 20s and being stuck with minimum wage Bobby in your 30s
lol at knowing that in yours 30s most men wanna smash and don't wanna wife
lol at getting simping attention only on the internet (the Coli)
lol at seeking attention on the internet (the Coli)
Just lol, damn it![]()

@ me and David Banner having the EXACT same goatee and i ain't even know it until my homeboy showed me a pic....
