LOL at this Drake Photo and Caption

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This a shot of #Drake expressin every single human emotion at the exact same time. Incredible...I kno. He look like he could be laughin at a joke Tommy DeVito jus told him in Goodfellas...he could also be watchin as his entire family is beheaded by ISIS right in front of him tho. He could be givin birth to a pony...he could also jus be watchin the end of Titanic where Rose gotta let go of Jack hand n is losin it n jus got the worst "ugly cry" face on earth...orrrr son could be mad as fukk that somebody drank the last drinkable yogurt in the fridge...son could also be transforming into a werewolf who likes to cha cha...or he could be auditioning for the part of Quaid in the Broadway musical of Total Recall...he could be havin the most violent orgasm ever...he could be gettin mauled by a bear...or maybe he really jus Drake being Drake always goin the extra mile to draw the most attention to a simple act like laughin after all. Somebody said that Drake gotta rich white man laugh... Like a villain in a Disney movie. Seemed accurate nahmean. Maybe all the years of being labeled a soft ass cornball got under his skin which led to him growin a beard n keepin toothpicks in his mouth all day like reeeaaal men do n now he finally feels like he proved his haters wrong...n he tryna laugh like a man. If that aint some overcompensating shyt then peep how son is also comin out wit his own brand of whiskey... Whiiiiskey bruh. shyt is funny as hell to me only cuz of what his core audience is like. Unless this shyt gon be electric teal n be infused wit pineapples n coconuts good luck gettin muthafukkas who relate to Drake music on a personal level to drink that shyt b. Im surprised son aint start smokin Marlboros n rockin a tool belt everywhere he go. We get it Aubrey...you dont got ovaries. Relax homie.
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