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You was bout to get fukkED up.

How would BJJ help this situation @Mowgli ?
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit. First off I wouldn't have been in unfamiliar territory without a concealed weapon. So by force of habit I'm going to have a gun or knife on me But let's say I'm op.

I woulda went to the kitchen for a drink and put a pairing knife in my sleeve, or backpocket.

i woulda pretended I had an important call and stepped out immediately making my way to the back exit. Whoever follows is probably not making it back to the apartment Since i walk like a fukking ninja and have dog like hearing for the sound of Jordans sneaking across dusty concrete floors. I'd pause and wait for my persuer to cross my path like a sand spider, standing in plain sight in the shadows like a weirdo.

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From there I redirect my friend to an extraction point away from the main street in case anyone has to get jason Bourned away from the sight of nosey neighbors. I'm living fukk that.

Props To op for makin it out safely.



Bjj and a pairing knife is bad news. :noah:
 
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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit. First off I wouldn't have been in unfamiliar territory without a concealed weapon. So by force of habit I'm going to have a gun or knife on me But let's say I'm op.

I woulda went to the kitchen for a drink and put a pairing knife in my sleeve, or backpocket.

i woulda pretended I had an important call and stepped out immediately making my way to the back exit. Whoever follows is probably not making it back to the apartment Since i walk like a fukking ninja and have dog like hearing for the sound of Jordans sneaking across dusty concrete floors. I'd pause and wait for my persuer to cross my path like a sand spider, standing in plain sight in the shadows like a weirdo.

1419872450_186957996.gif

From there I redirect my friend to an extraction point away from the main street in case anyone has to get jason Bourned away from the sight of nosey neighbors. I'm living fukk that.

Props To op for makin it out safely.



Bjj and a pairing knife is bad news. :noah:


I'm lost my dude. I'm guessing the Bjj reference is to a thread? lol link me.
 

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lol all that metal gear solid shyt don't work in real life. only choice I had was either stay and possibly catch my issue or bounce like bad shocks, I took the latter route and beat feet. alot of brave nikkas 6 feet under thinking they were 1 man armies.
 

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So did you tell her why you dipped? Did she have some idiotic response?
 

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So did you tell her why you dipped? Did she have some idiotic response?

I waited a few days to get my questions in order, didn't want to spaz on her or no shyt. so once I was cool, I hit her up and was like ":what: Why you didn't tell me you had a dude? nah, better yet... why you kept texting me with him right there?" after her responses (which made no sense) I told her "Look, you can't do that shyt especially when you have a dude. this how nikkas get killed." she apologized but the damage was done.

Do I think she was trying to set me up? Nah, not intentionally. but whatever she was trying to prove to her man almost caught me a bad rap that night.
 

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cliffnotes?
Knew a shortie for a while
Hit her up one day, we set up a link-up
She didn't tell me she had a dude,
I was outnumbered 3 to 1
Pulled a motherfukking James Bond style extraction (minus helicopters and bad biddies)
Decided to post on the Coli
Coli dudes who did read it were mad I didn't catch an L
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