Lol they weren't in danger of extinction until white people arrived
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bushmeat*
LeaveMyHairLineAlone
Superstar
His name says it all, expect nothing less
1/31
@MuseZack
I just learned that the Falkland Islands had a native wolf species that was so gentle and friendly that they'd literally swim out to greet boats coming ashore. They were quickly driven to extinction by settlers and now I'm mad at a 150 year old environmental crime.
2/31
@MuseZack
There's debate on whether the Falkland wolf walked to the islands during a glacial period or were brought by natives as semi-domesticated canids and went feral like the dingo in Australia. They weighed about 45 lbs. and apparently ate mostly birds and rodents.
3/31
@MuseZack
I wouldn't presume to give @colossal advice, but "cute lil' friendly guy who lived on a barely inhabited island and only became extinct in 1876" seems like a more promising candidate for de-extinction than animals that haven't walked the Earth since the Pleistocene.
4/31
@MuseZack
Note: I have no opinion on the Falklands/Malvinas dispute beyond thinking that whichever side promises to de-extinct these good boys and girls and let them roam over their home territories again should control those islands. @JMilei, I hear you like to clone canines...
5/31
@MuseZack
There's plenty of blame to go around for Dusicyon australis's extinction, from Argentine gauchos to British sheep farmers, but I regret to say the biggest villain was this American John Jacob Astor. His fur hunters devastated the population & took the pelts back to New York City.
6/31
@MuseZack
LOL, the last time I had this many Argentinians yelling at me was over X-Men: First Class putting Villa Gesell in the mountains. (For the record, that was production! In our drafts it was called out as a seaside town.)
7/31
@MuseZack
It's actually kind of refreshing to get yelled at by Argentine Internet leftists because unlike American or European Internet leftists they're actually patriotic toward their own country. I respect that.
8/31
@benryanwriter
As so went with most mega fauna after humans arrived.
9/31
@MuseZack
There are a zillion "This is what white people do!" replies and it's like, let me introduce you to the moa, the Madagascar elephant bird, or every Australian animal over 100 kg. like the Diprotodon...
10/31
@cryptojacktack
Penguins were named after a totally different bird that lived near the british and went extinct
11/31
@MuseZack
R.I.P. Great Auk.
12/31
@kandybat
im too emotionally vulnerable for this right now.
13/31
@ZChris13
have you heard about the Caribbean monk seal
14/31
@sixtocristiani
Escribiste mal Malvinas campeĆ³n.
15/31
@QueenNaomiNYC
Early settlers committed so many devastating crimes against nature. Its disgusting how quick they were to kill any animal/human they encountered instead of understanding their world. :/
16/31
@j_vitullo
They're called Islas Malvinas, not falkl*nd islands, forro
17/31
@aegijaem_
[Quoted tweet]
Islas Malvinas* and it was the british who killed them, the original argentine population left them alone. They also werenāt wolves, they were called guarĆ”, and were more closely related to the aguarĆ” guazĆŗ than wolves.
18/31
@209Trigga
Somebody please point me to the nearest time machine. I've got some doggos to save
19/31
@morcilla_vasca
Islas Malvinas. Falklands Is NOT a place. Y no era un lobo, era un zorro. Get your facts straight
20/31
@bethpratt
Now I am mad too
21/31
@ludwigABAP
they survived in my dog
22/31
@emkun
If you want a bit of revenge against those settlers, start calling them "Malvinas" islands. That's the name the country that the islands are a part of the territory gave them.
23/31
@Battt1812
"it had no fear of humans; it was possible to lure the animal with a chunk of meat held in one hand, and kill it with a knife or stick held in the other" i kind of hate humans
24/31
@LemonicDoll
islas malvinas rosca floja
25/31
@AngelicaOung
RIP Derpwolf
26/31
@inkblotistan
similar to Inkblotistani wolf
27/31
@jeremymstamper
Just ruined my day.
28/31
@nxd1979
What the heck did it eat on that barren rock?
29/31
@maiab
Zack you can still buy golden retrievers
30/31
@Christosgage
I hate people so much
31/31
@AurelianofRome
You can have cats now.
Cats are better anyways.
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@MuseZack
I just learned that the Falkland Islands had a native wolf species that was so gentle and friendly that they'd literally swim out to greet boats coming ashore. They were quickly driven to extinction by settlers and now I'm mad at a 150 year old environmental crime.
2/31
@MuseZack
There's debate on whether the Falkland wolf walked to the islands during a glacial period or were brought by natives as semi-domesticated canids and went feral like the dingo in Australia. They weighed about 45 lbs. and apparently ate mostly birds and rodents.
3/31
@MuseZack
I wouldn't presume to give @colossal advice, but "cute lil' friendly guy who lived on a barely inhabited island and only became extinct in 1876" seems like a more promising candidate for de-extinction than animals that haven't walked the Earth since the Pleistocene.
4/31
@MuseZack
Note: I have no opinion on the Falklands/Malvinas dispute beyond thinking that whichever side promises to de-extinct these good boys and girls and let them roam over their home territories again should control those islands. @JMilei, I hear you like to clone canines...
5/31
@MuseZack
There's plenty of blame to go around for Dusicyon australis's extinction, from Argentine gauchos to British sheep farmers, but I regret to say the biggest villain was this American John Jacob Astor. His fur hunters devastated the population & took the pelts back to New York City.
6/31
@MuseZack
LOL, the last time I had this many Argentinians yelling at me was over X-Men: First Class putting Villa Gesell in the mountains. (For the record, that was production! In our drafts it was called out as a seaside town.)
7/31
@MuseZack
It's actually kind of refreshing to get yelled at by Argentine Internet leftists because unlike American or European Internet leftists they're actually patriotic toward their own country. I respect that.
8/31
@benryanwriter
As so went with most mega fauna after humans arrived.
9/31
@MuseZack
There are a zillion "This is what white people do!" replies and it's like, let me introduce you to the moa, the Madagascar elephant bird, or every Australian animal over 100 kg. like the Diprotodon...
10/31
@cryptojacktack
Penguins were named after a totally different bird that lived near the british and went extinct
11/31
@MuseZack
R.I.P. Great Auk.
12/31
@kandybat
im too emotionally vulnerable for this right now.
13/31
@ZChris13
have you heard about the Caribbean monk seal
14/31
@sixtocristiani
Escribiste mal Malvinas campeĆ³n.
15/31
@QueenNaomiNYC
Early settlers committed so many devastating crimes against nature. Its disgusting how quick they were to kill any animal/human they encountered instead of understanding their world. :/
16/31
@j_vitullo
They're called Islas Malvinas, not falkl*nd islands, forro
17/31
@aegijaem_
[Quoted tweet]
Islas Malvinas* and it was the british who killed them, the original argentine population left them alone. They also werenāt wolves, they were called guarĆ”, and were more closely related to the aguarĆ” guazĆŗ than wolves.
18/31
@209Trigga
Somebody please point me to the nearest time machine. I've got some doggos to save
19/31
@morcilla_vasca
Islas Malvinas. Falklands Is NOT a place. Y no era un lobo, era un zorro. Get your facts straight
20/31
@bethpratt
Now I am mad too
21/31
@ludwigABAP
they survived in my dog
22/31
@emkun
If you want a bit of revenge against those settlers, start calling them "Malvinas" islands. That's the name the country that the islands are a part of the territory gave them.
23/31
@Battt1812
"it had no fear of humans; it was possible to lure the animal with a chunk of meat held in one hand, and kill it with a knife or stick held in the other" i kind of hate humans
24/31
@LemonicDoll
islas malvinas rosca floja
25/31
@AngelicaOung
RIP Derpwolf
26/31
@inkblotistan
similar to Inkblotistani wolf
27/31
@jeremymstamper
Just ruined my day.
28/31
@nxd1979
What the heck did it eat on that barren rock?
29/31
@maiab
Zack you can still buy golden retrievers
30/31
@Christosgage
I hate people so much
31/31
@AurelianofRome
You can have cats now.
Cats are better anyways.
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Sometimes it's the only solution
1/35
@AlHendiify
You may not like it but this is what peak conservation looks like
[Quoted tweet]
South African youths whip and chase wealthy hunters who kill wild animals for fun.
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1976428138373521409/vid/avc1/352x640/NsZdhs5ICHImjC0W.mp4
2/35
@AlHendiify
[Quoted tweet]
this was actually when farmworkers confronted farmers about unpaid wages BUT yes.
3/35
@thee_alfa_house
Can't they talk to each other?
4/35
@AlHendiify
Conservationists have tried talking for 50 years.
5/35
@DreCourtSilver
this was actually when farmworkers confronted farmers about unpaid wages BUT yes.
6/35
@AlHendiify
Hell yeah but in a different way
7/35
@DanDanTransient
I mean it cuts through the bull shyt. No arguments, no debates, no chance for discussion or justification; just "get out"
8/35
@AlHendiify
Youāre god damn right
9/35
@SeparateAndFree
What are the odds that they donāt have a word for āconservationā in their native tongue?
10/35
@AlHendiify
They donāt need a word for conservation. Itās part of their culture. Euros and Americans needing to invent a term is evidence of a cultural failure.
11/35
@Zebulon36867219
Look like a target rich environment to me
12/35
@Arooob__
Oh how the tables have turned you donāt like getting whipped huhhh
13/35
@NGAMULA07
Peak Raw Conservative Measures
14/35
@ab_nhi_hai
Uno reverse
15/35
@RANDOPINIO
W .
16/35
@Inako_Yolwa
Not like us
17/35
@julian_voelcker
No it doesn't
18/35
@IDCowboy6
Good for them
19/35
@McbainMr
Based if true
20/35
@ManosDeOro415
I
it
21/35
@jahcrystarl
Good
22/35
@o_codes_life
Iām pretty sure theyāre just a try because they didnāt give them money. If something the only thing that africa well know itās corruption
23/35
@DavidJohnson_27
Oh i like.
24/35
@AlexI_IRobson
And next month they are in the SASSA Line...
Well done boys
25/35
@PrakashManwar78
One alone is heavier than all
26/35
@OriginWx
This is a 2021 video of white south african farmers being assaulted.
27/35
@Blacknatwatch
Whipping people who pay for the rangers to hunt poachers? Whipping the people that hunt older bull animals that stop younger animals from reproducing?
Hunters are an integral part of conservation.
28/35
@ChronoverseTick
He should have wipped them to the ground!!
29/35
@HereforVK18
Oh no I like this plenty actually
30/35
@NobleAbstract
White people deserve this. It's their fault South Africa was created - thus being able to feed most of Africa until blacks took back control.
31/35
@GoodGuyLib63
sure a great cause but im not a fan of 65 IQ people whiping other people
32/35
@kittredge667871
So.. the source should have told you a bit about what is going on.
These are actually farmers getting harassed by "youths".
33/35
@AmSmolFish1
The only thing the left does is lie
34/35
@ZAYY1021
Wow. Look at this. Take a moment to truly look at this video. This video is revolutionary in so many ways. This video shows the true existence of Allah. Justice will be served upon every soul and his forefather. Whether you like it or not. This world wasnāt meant for colonialism. This world was meant to trade in peace with everything we have in harmony. And if you come with respect and permission of a peopleās land, you can TRADE. Thank you African Man for defending your land. Your fathers deserve this!
35/35
@passionate
Its funny considering all blacks do is kill their wildlife even when we give them it
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@AlHendiify
You may not like it but this is what peak conservation looks like
[Quoted tweet]
South African youths whip and chase wealthy hunters who kill wild animals for fun.
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1976428138373521409/vid/avc1/352x640/NsZdhs5ICHImjC0W.mp4
2/35
@AlHendiify
[Quoted tweet]
this was actually when farmworkers confronted farmers about unpaid wages BUT yes.
3/35
@thee_alfa_house
Can't they talk to each other?
4/35
@AlHendiify
Conservationists have tried talking for 50 years.
5/35
@DreCourtSilver
this was actually when farmworkers confronted farmers about unpaid wages BUT yes.
6/35
@AlHendiify
Hell yeah but in a different way
7/35
@DanDanTransient
I mean it cuts through the bull shyt. No arguments, no debates, no chance for discussion or justification; just "get out"
8/35
@AlHendiify
Youāre god damn right
9/35
@SeparateAndFree
What are the odds that they donāt have a word for āconservationā in their native tongue?
10/35
@AlHendiify
They donāt need a word for conservation. Itās part of their culture. Euros and Americans needing to invent a term is evidence of a cultural failure.
11/35
@Zebulon36867219
Look like a target rich environment to me
12/35
@Arooob__
Oh how the tables have turned you donāt like getting whipped huhhh
13/35
@NGAMULA07
Peak Raw Conservative Measures
14/35
@ab_nhi_hai
Uno reverse
15/35
@RANDOPINIO
W .
16/35
@Inako_Yolwa
Not like us
17/35
@julian_voelcker
No it doesn't
18/35
@IDCowboy6
Good for them
19/35
@McbainMr
Based if true
20/35
@ManosDeOro415
I
it21/35
@jahcrystarl
Good
22/35
@o_codes_life
Iām pretty sure theyāre just a try because they didnāt give them money. If something the only thing that africa well know itās corruption
23/35
@DavidJohnson_27
Oh i like.
24/35
@AlexI_IRobson
And next month they are in the SASSA Line...
Well done boys
25/35
@PrakashManwar78
One alone is heavier than all
26/35
@OriginWx
This is a 2021 video of white south african farmers being assaulted.
27/35
@Blacknatwatch
Whipping people who pay for the rangers to hunt poachers? Whipping the people that hunt older bull animals that stop younger animals from reproducing?
Hunters are an integral part of conservation.
28/35
@ChronoverseTick
He should have wipped them to the ground!!
29/35
@HereforVK18
Oh no I like this plenty actually
30/35
@NobleAbstract
White people deserve this. It's their fault South Africa was created - thus being able to feed most of Africa until blacks took back control.
31/35
@GoodGuyLib63
sure a great cause but im not a fan of 65 IQ people whiping other people
32/35
@kittredge667871
So.. the source should have told you a bit about what is going on.
These are actually farmers getting harassed by "youths".
33/35
@AmSmolFish1
The only thing the left does is lie
34/35
@ZAYY1021
Wow. Look at this. Take a moment to truly look at this video. This video is revolutionary in so many ways. This video shows the true existence of Allah. Justice will be served upon every soul and his forefather. Whether you like it or not. This world wasnāt meant for colonialism. This world was meant to trade in peace with everything we have in harmony. And if you come with respect and permission of a peopleās land, you can TRADE. Thank you African Man for defending your land. Your fathers deserve this!
35/35
@passionate
Its funny considering all blacks do is kill their wildlife even when we give them it
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Wargames
One Of The Last Real Ones To Do It
Sometimes it's the only solution
1/35
@AlHendiify
You may not like it but this is what peak conservation looks like
[Quoted tweet]
South African youths whip and chase wealthy hunters who kill wild animals for fun.
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1976428138373521409/vid/avc1/352x640/NsZdhs5ICHImjC0W.mp4
2/35
@AlHendiify
[Quoted tweet]
this was actually when farmworkers confronted farmers about unpaid wages BUT yes.
3/35
@thee_alfa_house
Can't they talk to each other?
4/35
@AlHendiify
Conservationists have tried talking for 50 years.
5/35
@DreCourtSilver
this was actually when farmworkers confronted farmers about unpaid wages BUT yes.
6/35
@AlHendiify
Hell yeah but in a different way
7/35
@DanDanTransient
I mean it cuts through the bull shyt. No arguments, no debates, no chance for discussion or justification; just "get out"
8/35
@AlHendiify
Youāre god damn right
9/35
@SeparateAndFree
What are the odds that they donāt have a word for āconservationā in their native tongue?
10/35
@AlHendiify
They donāt need a word for conservation. Itās part of their culture. Euros and Americans needing to invent a term is evidence of a cultural failure.
11/35
@Zebulon36867219
Look like a target rich environment to me
12/35
@Arooob__
Oh how the tables have turned you donāt like getting whipped huhhh
13/35
@NGAMULA07
Peak Raw Conservative Measures
14/35
@ab_nhi_hai
Uno reverse
15/35
@RANDOPINIO
W .
16/35
@Inako_Yolwa
Not like us
17/35
@julian_voelcker
No it doesn't
18/35
@IDCowboy6
Good for them
19/35
@McbainMr
Based if true
20/35
@ManosDeOro415
I
21/35
@jahcrystarl
Good
22/35
@o_codes_life
Iām pretty sure theyāre just a try because they didnāt give them money. If something the only thing that africa well know itās corruption
23/35
@DavidJohnson_27
Oh i like.
24/35
@AlexI_IRobson
And next month they are in the SASSA Line...
Well done boys
25/35
@PrakashManwar78
One alone is heavier than all
26/35
@OriginWx
This is a 2021 video of white south african farmers being assaulted.
27/35
@Blacknatwatch
Whipping people who pay for the rangers to hunt poachers? Whipping the people that hunt older bull animals that stop younger animals from reproducing?
Hunters are an integral part of conservation.
28/35
@ChronoverseTick
He should have wipped them to the ground!!
29/35
@HereforVK18
Oh no I like this plenty actually
30/35
@NobleAbstract
White people deserve this. It's their fault South Africa was created - thus being able to feed most of Africa until blacks took back control.
31/35
@GoodGuyLib63
sure a great cause but im not a fan of 65 IQ people whiping other people
32/35
@kittredge667871
So.. the source should have told you a bit about what is going on.
These are actually farmers getting harassed by "youths".
33/35
@AmSmolFish1
The only thing the left does is lie
34/35
@ZAYY1021
Wow. Look at this. Take a moment to truly look at this video. This video is revolutionary in so many ways. This video shows the true existence of Allah. Justice will be served upon every soul and his forefather. Whether you like it or not. This world wasnāt meant for colonialism. This world was meant to trade in peace with everything we have in harmony. And if you come with respect and permission of a peopleās land, you can TRADE. Thank you African Man for defending your land. Your fathers deserve this!
35/35
@passionate
Its funny considering all blacks do is kill their wildlife even when we give them it
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That video made me so happy. Thank you for sharing it
Sometimes it's the only solution
1/35
@AlHendiify
You may not like it but this is what peak conservation looks like
[Quoted tweet]
South African youths whip and chase wealthy hunters who kill wild animals for fun.
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1976428138373521409/vid/avc1/352x640/NsZdhs5ICHImjC0W.mp4
2/35
@AlHendiify
[Quoted tweet]
this was actually when farmworkers confronted farmers about unpaid wages BUT yes.
3/35
@thee_alfa_house
Can't they talk to each other?
4/35
@AlHendiify
Conservationists have tried talking for 50 years.
5/35
@DreCourtSilver
this was actually when farmworkers confronted farmers about unpaid wages BUT yes.
6/35
@AlHendiify
Hell yeah but in a different way
7/35
@DanDanTransient
I mean it cuts through the bull shyt. No arguments, no debates, no chance for discussion or justification; just "get out"
8/35
@AlHendiify
Youāre god damn right
9/35
@SeparateAndFree
What are the odds that they donāt have a word for āconservationā in their native tongue?
10/35
@AlHendiify
They donāt need a word for conservation. Itās part of their culture. Euros and Americans needing to invent a term is evidence of a cultural failure.
11/35
@Zebulon36867219
Look like a target rich environment to me
12/35
@Arooob__
Oh how the tables have turned you donāt like getting whipped huhhh
13/35
@NGAMULA07
Peak Raw Conservative Measures
14/35
@ab_nhi_hai
Uno reverse
15/35
@RANDOPINIO
W .
16/35
@Inako_Yolwa
Not like us
17/35
@julian_voelcker
No it doesn't
18/35
@IDCowboy6
Good for them
19/35
@McbainMr
Based if true
20/35
@ManosDeOro415
I
21/35
@jahcrystarl
Good
22/35
@o_codes_life
Iām pretty sure theyāre just a try because they didnāt give them money. If something the only thing that africa well know itās corruption
23/35
@DavidJohnson_27
Oh i like.
24/35
@AlexI_IRobson
And next month they are in the SASSA Line...
Well done boys
25/35
@PrakashManwar78
One alone is heavier than all
26/35
@OriginWx
This is a 2021 video of white south african farmers being assaulted.
27/35
@Blacknatwatch
Whipping people who pay for the rangers to hunt poachers? Whipping the people that hunt older bull animals that stop younger animals from reproducing?
Hunters are an integral part of conservation.
28/35
@ChronoverseTick
He should have wipped them to the ground!!
29/35
@HereforVK18
Oh no I like this plenty actually
30/35
@NobleAbstract
White people deserve this. It's their fault South Africa was created - thus being able to feed most of Africa until blacks took back control.
31/35
@GoodGuyLib63
sure a great cause but im not a fan of 65 IQ people whiping other people
32/35
@kittredge667871
So.. the source should have told you a bit about what is going on.
These are actually farmers getting harassed by "youths".
33/35
@AmSmolFish1
The only thing the left does is lie
34/35
@ZAYY1021
Wow. Look at this. Take a moment to truly look at this video. This video is revolutionary in so many ways. This video shows the true existence of Allah. Justice will be served upon every soul and his forefather. Whether you like it or not. This world wasnāt meant for colonialism. This world was meant to trade in peace with everything we have in harmony. And if you come with respect and permission of a peopleās land, you can TRADE. Thank you African Man for defending your land. Your fathers deserve this!
35/35
@passionate
Its funny considering all blacks do is kill their wildlife even when we give them it
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this gives me life
Low End Derrick
Veteran
David AttenBruh 