Alright, I'm gonna tell this with all honesty.
We watched a movie, played around a bit, kissed, rubbed, etc etc...
So to fast forward to the point after she gave me head & I fingered her, ate her out, all that good shyt. So, I go grab for a condom (Trojan Ultra Thin) my dikk was hard but lemme tell you young bloods something, my dikk got soft as FUUUCK as soon as I got that bytch on my head. Like my dikk deflated but I still tried to put the condom on my soft dikk in desperation cuz I wanted to get it poppin already
At this point she's complaining telling me to come on, I'm like hold yo ass up and I grab another condom from the box and I told her to give me some head to get me hard. She said "my jaw is tired" and I'm like
just do it. So she gives me a handjob and then eventually sucks it
.
K, so I'm hard again bout to put the condom on and my dikk is like "fukk you ADK, no p*ssy tonight
". shyt got soft AGAIN
I'm like wtf, I start blaiming it on the condom and shyt cuz this never happens. She was like I told you we shoulda waited
and I told her today was my day like a warrior about to go into battle.
I'm lost at this point what to do and I asked her if it was cool to bust out some porn and she said ok, I went to xvideos and watched a Roxy Reynolds video and aint shyt work.
At this point I'm just pissed off and I told her to open her legs so I could beat my dikk against her p*ssy, I'm trying anything at this point. It gets hard, I get a condom on finally and I try to put it in her p*ssy like 5 times before actually getting it in, my shyt kept slipping
.
So I get it in and I'm like "do the Taoist Thrust TheColi was talking about
" in my head so I went and struggle thrusted. shyt works better fingering btw...
But yea my dikk slipped out after like 3 minutes and I told her to flip over for doggy. Not even gonna touch too long on this but I could barely get any movement and my dikk got soft. I ripped the condom off and threw that shyt across the room like
and just laid next to her angry at myself. Luckily, this ain't some random thot so she was real supportive and we just chilled and ate nachos after.
Fast forward to like 10pm, I'm fukking her mouth... Fast foward to like 10:40... I'M SMASHING.
Call ducktales if you want since I took so many L's but at the end I semi-won.
I got my dikk in, missionary position, she's almost hanging off the bed, I'm in like push up position with my hands on the edge of the bed and sometimes on the floor. She had to leave at 11 since her mom was picking her up so I really only got to fukk for 10 min
.
She was moaning so it is what it is
... I ain't bragging about this story but hey, I did something
.
Moral of the story is, I shoulda did all the foreplay I was doing at 10, waaay earlier.
TLDR -
My dikk got soft a bunch of times, went through like 8 condoms, finally smashed within the last minutes.
She wants to do it again on the 20th since her period is next week.
... Also, a 2 year old lifestyle condom saved the day. Them Trojan thins were way too tight for me and made my dikk soft.
