Last week, Tampa Bay Buccaneers wide receiver Louis Murphy got himself stuck in a museum after falling asleep at a wedding. He had to smash a window (which he’s agreed to pay for) to get to a phone, and then called 911. TMZ got a hold of the 911 call, which is pretty hilarious.
The fukkery football players go through is unparalleled

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