Love and money

[Ain't That Something]

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in
bed. The passion is heating up as it
sometimes does.

But then the wife suddenly stops and says "I

don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
"WHAT!?" says her husband. The wife
explains that he must be in tune with her
emotional needs as a Woman. He realizes
that nothing is going to happen tonight and
he might as well deal with it.

The next day the husband takes her
shopping at a big department store. He
walks around and has her try on three very
expensive outfits. She can’t decide. He tells
his wife to take all three of them. They head
to the shoe department and pick up
matching shoes worth $200 each.

The pair go to the jewelry department where
she finds a set of diamond earrings that her
husband agrees to buy for her. The wife is
so excited. She thinks her husband has
flipped out - but she doesn’t care. She goes
for the matching tennis bracelet. The
husband says "You don’t even play tennis,
but if you like it then let’s get it."

The wife is jumping up and down so excited
she cannot even believe what is going on.
She says to her husband, "I’m ready to go,
let’s go to the cashier."

The husband stops and says, "No, honey I
don’t feel like buying all this stuff now." The
wife’s face goes blank. "Honey - I just want
you to HOLD this stuff for a while."

The look on her face is indescribable and
she is about to explode as her husband
says, "You must be in tune with my financial
needs as a Man

 

[Sinnerman]

 

[HelgaPataki]

jewelry, clothes and shoes in the same store, i'd be pissed he embarrassed me at walmart too

 

[Ain't That Something]

jewelry, clothes and shoes in the same store, i'd be pissed he embarrassed me at walmart too