Lowkey, if you ain't on the fleshlight game, you losing

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Just copped this holographic Lisa Ann fleshlight joint for $40. My homie(my connect) said he could get me an audrey bitoni joint when it comes out. Y'all nikkas out here camping out for jordans to impress bytches to take them out on $100 dates to hopefully get p*ssy, rinse and repeat. what part of the game is that? I'm stocking up on fleshlights. They don't talk back, I don't need to give them my attention nor do I need to impress them and they're loyal as fukk and truth be told, it's p*ssy, just not in it's flesh :manny:

it feels real to me
 

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Yeah.... no.
BUT a friend of mine bought the stamina training one and said his dikk game been :salute: ever since.(Chick broke up with him in his first year of college cuz his dikk game was wack :russ: )

So anyone outchea having problem in the bed cumming too soon?
Get that STU :shaq:

If my shyt was bad I'd definitely buy one cuz if u can't lay it right then you might as well shyt iono nikka just off yaself.
 

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I ain't read it... I'm just blown away that you wrote that much about a flesh light. I've been in some political threads and couldn't be that long winded.


You weird bro
 

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And you wonder why the "Quick lil gems on dealing with women" is the most viewed/replied thread in TLR :pachaha:
 
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Yeah.... no.
BUT a friend of mine bought the stamina training one and said his dikk game been :salute: ever since.(Chick broke up with him in his first year of college cuz his dikk game was wack :russ: )

So anyone outchea having problem in the bed cumming too soon?
Get that STU :shaq:

Did she actually say that to his face? I feel like that's why a lot of girls break up with dudes.
 

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Did she actually say that to his face? I feel like that's why a lot of girls break up with dudes.
She didn't tell it to his face but she talked to it to other girls. My girl at that time was friends with her and she told her, plus it was some other shyt but that shyt really like irked her. :russ:
I think he heard it from someone else that she was complaining and well he bought one and vouched by it and said that if he had known bout it sooner ___ would have never broke up with him.
 
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NEGGED


u better recognize who you negging next time :jawalrus:


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**** you think you talking to nikka:birdman:
 

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Yeah.... no.
BUT a friend of mine bought the stamina training one and said his dikk game been :salute: ever since.(Chick broke up with him in his first year of college cuz his dikk game was wack :russ: )

So anyone outchea having problem in the bed cumming too soon?
Get that STU :shaq:

If my shyt was bad I'd definitely buy one cuz if u can't lay it right then you might as well shyt iono nikka just off yaself.

link.
 
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