LSA Edition: be the simp paying for dates while brehs run to her puss for free brehs

[African Peasant]

A lot of them are lying, even though this practice do exist.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

You're just proving what I said in my next post. Keep trying to bamboozle these other lions, I'm done with this discussion.

 

[Drip Bayless]

More hoe babble. You are older, so you know you ain't got it like that no more. You're not pulling in male dimes like you used to. Plus the biological clock is ticking, so now you have to switch up your game to look for compliant provider type 6/10 brehs.

Stop asking brehettes to contribute to this thread guys. That's like a lion asking a gazelle how they move. Lion breh finna get bamboozled

No bullshyt
Every woman on here has never had sex outside of a relationship

This is an anonymous forum but women still be lying

 

[Jasonmask]

One of the worst threads I’ve ever read here

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

I did this before

Had a dude take me out, buy me a nice dinner, try to give me the "let's be exclusive" talk. He was in school, had a decent job, etc. All good on paper. Boring ass personality tho and sex was the same. That night I had my friend call and act like my daughter was sick so he could take me home. She was so extra like, "Oh my GOD she's projectile vomiting every where I can't even girl you gotta come home ASAP!!!" and I was trying not to laugh.
When I got dropped off I immediately called my FWB to smoke and fukk in the car

That FWB is my husband now tho

Moral of story, women can be HON and ya'll will deal

He did nothing wrong...he was just lame.
Moral of the story: Play dirty off gate.

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

Okay, except the majority of men that holler at me tend to be men in the 20-40 age range. I'm older, but physically look like I'm in my twenties(or so I'm always told). I pull the exact same men as I did before as well. Nothing has changed in that regard, except I have changed(not on the same games). Oh and I already have a child.

I was tagged in this thread so I contributed, if you don't like what I have to say, disagree and KIM, but the stupid insults are unnecessary especially considering you have no idea how I look, or what dating is like for me.

Bitter breh. What you've been played before?

I've been played and that's why fun was had later
"Oh? This is how it works? I'm smarter than them, too. Time to not care"

 

[MikeOck]

Okay, except the majority of men that holler at me tend to be men in the 20-40 age range. I'm older, but physically look like I'm in my twenties(or so I'm always told). I pull the exact same men as I did before as well. Nothing has changed in that regard, except I have changed(not on the same games). Oh and I already have a child.

I was tagged in this thread so I contributed, if you don't like what I have to say, disagree and KIM, but the stupid insults are unnecessary especially considering you have no idea how I look, or what dating is like for me.

Bitter breh. What you've been played before?

You having a child makes it worse. Now you're hunting for the cleanup guy and you know male dimes ain't about that Captain Save A Hoe life. So now you have to filter for brehs who will put up with bullshyt like waiting months for sex cause then you know they'll put up with your baggage and age issues. They're probably mostly average brehs, but you wanna flip the script and claim that "real men wait" or some other type of bullshyt to entice a higher standard of cleanup guy. Real men fukk quick. And you know this cause your baby daddy probably didn't jump through any hoops to get that creampie .

Anyway, now this is the part where you shame me in retaliation. Give it your best shot, it needs to be a good insult to kill my spirit. I'm used to the usual "bitter" "broke" "little dikk" "lonely" stuff. Try to be creative.

 

[Rell Lauren]

The “issue” is that women will make one dude wait while fukking another dude that she doesn’t make wait. That’s why brehs ITT are saying to drop a chick after two/three dates if nothing happens

She's essentially stringing him along. It's a sociopathic tendency. I don't like having my time wasted. Save me the trouble by giving me signs you're not interested. I can't get that time I wasted back, but I can get that money.

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

Why is you’re homie fukking the same girl he knows you’re interested in though

because all's fair and she was already set out.

 

[semicko82]

You having a child makes it worse. Now you're hunting for the cleanup guy and you know male dimes ain't about that Captain Save A Hoe life. So now you have to filter for brehs who will put up with bullshyt like waiting months for sex cause then you know they'll put up with your baggage and age issues. They're probably mostly average brehs, but you wanna flip the script and claim that "real men wait" or some other type of bullshyt to entice a higher standard of cleanup guy. Real men fukk quick. And you know this cause your baby daddy probably didn't jump through any hoops to get that creampie .

Anyway, now this is the part where you shame me in retaliation. Give it your best shot, it needs to be a good insult to kill my spirit. I'm used to the usual "bitter" "broke" "little dikk" "lonely" stuff. Try to be creative.

That shyt that make your soul burn slow