Lying on your resume or lying to get a job, anyone done it before?

[BrothaZay]

And tips and tricks

 

[mortuus est]

"what color are you?"

me: white

"you have an interview next week Wednesday"

 

[Circle p]

What kind of job are you trying to apply too?

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

I did not company but position. It works. They'll like only verify reputable companies like PriceWaterCooper, and shyt like that. You can make up a company and a nonlocal place and they're none the wiser. Just watch YouTube videos on what you need to know and sound like a vet.

 

[Dr. Acula]

Straight making up lies? Never done it. I'm too afraid of being questioned further on the lie, and I'm not a good liar on my feet to be honest.

Embellish? Absolutely.

You're selling a product. yourself. You have to act like a salesman and make it sound like the best shyt ever.

 

[#1 pick]

Yes and it gets you fired as well. Don't do it.

But like @Chicken Pot Pie said, embellish!

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Hell yeah. Lie my ass off on Apps.

 

[GoldCoastSaint]

I was just reading an article about professors and government officials paying for degrees. They interviewed ine university president and he said he knew his professors had lied about the PhDs but it wasn't a big deal.


I say go for it.

 

[At30wecashout]

Nah. I always feel guilty if I try (I'm failing at the supervillain shyt.)

I do dig deeeeeeeeeeeeep down and turn anything into experienceIf I moved meat from the box to the shelves, i'm a butcher's assistant

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Most jobs really aint doing any type of real background check. I lie about my criminal record everytime.. As most of my shyt has been sealed and/or expunged anyway..

Really depends on what youre applying for.. Government jobs, they will most likely find out..

 

[skokiaan]

If you never lied you never had a job

 

[Solano707]

lie on your resume, brehs

 

[StarClout]

I was just reading an article about professors and government officials paying for degrees. They interviewed ine university president and he said he knew his professors had lied about the PhDs but it wasn't a big deal.


I say go for it.

Link?

 

[At30wecashout]

lie on your resume, brehs

You see, in the case of something like this, you can fire off that resume and spend a few hours running tutorials on Excel.
Lying about something you can easily learn is way different from, say, claiming to be familiar with Database management.

 

[Mwrex]

I've been a fake reference before