Lying to women appreciation thread

[Black]

Just told shorty I'm taking her to the movies today. that's a lie.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I ain't got no money


I don't wanna break up




Moms cooked so I can't eat your dinner tonight



Damn you look good with that on



so clutch, so good....lying for the win

 

[DEAD7]

I don't wanna break up

Fam...

 

[Take It In Blood]

Lying is a sin bro

 

[DEAD7]

I respect you too much to [insert action]
I don't even be thinking about them other bytches
I'm not attracted to that [insert thot behavior]
I know you're smart
I just need some me time
I miss you
I'm not ok if you're not ok
I cant see myself with anyone else
I wont enjoy [insert activity] as much without you
I don't want to travel anywhere without you
You look cute today
You give the best head in the world
Its just something about you

 

[Evil genius Jay]

It not you, it's me
I dont love her/I only love you
You look great in that outfit

 

[African_brehda]

Is it still simping and giving validation if you don't mean it?

 

[Giselle]

No, your hairline isn't raggedy and receding
You look great bald
Of course Id still be with you if you lost it all
Im not here for the money
Im not really into tall men
I love you
Ive never done (insert sex act) here before
Its your pxssy
Its big
Yes, I came
Youre the best Ive ever had
You are the father



since yall wanna be trash

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Summer = Hot Girl Summer

Winter = Scumbag Szn.

 

[Dont@Me]

Hell naw I ain’t fukk ya friend

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Sorry, I fell asleep.

I'm really tired. I think I'm just gonna chill at home tonight.

I need to visit my mother tonight.

Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, I have way too much work to do.

I've never been with anybody like you.

I didn't receive any calls or messages from you. I think there is something wrong with my phone.

 

[Knowledge]

I tell em I love em just so I can keep fukking em

 

[Max.]

Im not like other guys

 

[Aimé]

You are the father

 

[Flywin Lannister]

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